What does a man do for sex?

[Dixie]

A guy gets a job at a remote mining camp in Austrailia .After a couple of days work, he goes into the local bar, has a few beers, and asks a local about the lack of woman in the camp. "No ladies for 200 miles" says the local.

"What does a man do for sex?"

The local points to a large barrel in the corner."Just put ya dick in the hole in the side.Any day except Thursday."

The guy wanders over,pokes his dick in the hole, and within 2 minutes,blows his load.

"Christ,thats not bad" he thinks.

He returns the next two nights,and gets the same result.On the third night,he asked the local if the barrel was free.

"Yup, like I said, any day except Thursday"

"Why not Thursdays?"the guy asks.

"Cos Thursdays your day in the barrel."

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