What is Marriage

[Dixie]

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL

Confucius says: man who sinks into woman's arm soon have arms in woman's sink.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife

[Dixie]

evidently guys have too much time on their hands - *note to find Projects*