Which Category would you fit into? (Fart Humor)

[Dixie]

Which Category would you slot into?

1. A VAIN PERSON
One who loves the smell of his own fart.

2. AN AMIABLE PERSON
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

3. A PROUD PERSON
One who thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant.

4. A SHY PERSON
One who releases silent farts then blushes.

5. AN IMPUDENT PERSON
One who farts loud then laughs.

6. A SCIENTIFIC PERSON
One who farts regularly, but is concerned with pollution.

7. AN UNFORTUNATE PERSON
One who tries to fart but shits instead.

8. A NERVOUS PERSON
One who stops in the middle of a fart.

9. AN HONEST PERSON
One who admits he farted but offers a good medical reason.

10. A DISHONEST PERSON
One who farts and blames his dog.

11. A FOOLISH PERSON
One who suppresses a fart for hours.

12. A THRIFTY PERSON
One who always has farts in reserve.

13. AN ANTI-SOCIAL PERSON
One who excuses himself and farts in private.

14. STRATEGIC PERSON
One who conceals his farts by loud laughter.

15. INTELLECTUAL PERSON
One who can determine the smell of his neighbour's farts.

16. ATHLETIC PERSON
One who farts at the slightest exertion.

17. SADISTIC PERSON
One who farts in bed, then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.