Who discovered what

[Dixie]

Man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING,
Woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.

Man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX,
Woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES.

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Woman discovered MONEY and that’s when it all got fucked up .