Why English Teachers Are Important:

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Why English Teachers Are Important:

Postby 420onthedot » 23 Jan 12, 7:55 pm

Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes...

Dear Thomas,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?

Maria

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Dear Thomas,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours,

Maria
Handle life like a dog... eat it , screw it, or just piss on it and walk away
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Re: Why English Teachers Are Important:

Postby cerina » 23 Jan 12, 7:58 pm

:thumb: :thumb:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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Re: Why English Teachers Are Important:

Postby Napper » 23 Jan 12, 10:10 pm

Copied for making my point to certain people. :thumb:
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