Why do witches wear underwear?

by **Dixie** » 25 Apr 05, 9:46 am

Why do witches wear underwear?

So they don't fall off the broomstick.

:wave:

Hi Wytch

by **wewe008** » 25 Apr 05, 10:19 am

Because of the grating~~~ :mrgreen:

by **Dixie** » 25 Apr 05, 10:24 am

They could slip

by **argylesox** » 25 Apr 05, 10:34 am

oh great, Dixie went on another joke posting frenzy.... now I won't get anything done today.... probably will get fired...

by **Dixie** » 25 Apr 05, 11:14 am

fine fine I'll post half today and half some time later :razz:

by **Drew** » 26 Apr 05, 7:08 pm

I wonder if this is true

by **Riding the Train** » 26 Apr 05, 8:18 pm

So they get on their broom and slip through the night

by **Sting** » 26 Apr 05, 8:44 pm

Let me get this straight.... Are we talking about Wytch's underwear? :nono:

by **Quercus** » 26 Apr 05, 9:28 pm

Damn it Sting! You better stop talking about other women's underwear! :assbeat:

by **Sting** » 26 Apr 05, 9:31 pm

It wasn't me dear.

by **Don't Blink** » 26 Apr 05, 9:31 pm

Go get him :lmao:

by **Drew** » 12 May 05, 10:46 pm

a good adhesive or polygrip in a pinch would help

by **Wytch** » 13 May 05, 12:41 am

Contrary to popular belief witches do not ride broomsticks.

We use vacuum cleaners.. or the occasional obliging male

Nice one Dixie lol

by **telboy** » 13 May 05, 5:04 am

Battery powered vacuum cleaners or else a very long extension cord.

*thinking very hard about my obligingess*