Wife Comes Home Late

[breeze]

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

“Hi Darling”, he says, “Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you said “Hello” to them.”

[mugley]

ouch

[Jack Flash]

[cerina]

[Starfire]

Brilliant super short story! Very hard to top.