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Wife Wants To Drive New Car

Postby breeze » 19 Dec 11, 1:17 pm

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.”
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Re: Wife Wants To Drive New Car

Postby mugley » 19 Dec 11, 1:21 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Wife Wants To Drive New Car

Postby johno » 19 Dec 11, 4:03 pm

:lol: :laughingup:
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Re: Wife Wants To Drive New Car

Postby cerina » 19 Dec 11, 4:53 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Wife Wants To Drive New Car

Postby Mozzie » 19 Dec 11, 6:19 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Wife Wants To Drive New Car

Postby pochie » 21 Dec 11, 11:25 pm

Maybe that statement will scares the wife not to drive his car.
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