I do wish that my husband would stop biting his nail

[Dixie]

Two elderly ladies, Ruth and Naomi, were discussing their husbands over tea....

Ruth said, "I do wish that my Ernie would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous..."

Naomi replied, "My Dave used to do the same thing, but I broke him of the habit."

"How?" asked Ruth, rather curious, "I've been trying everything and I've even consulted my son-in-law, the family doctor, but to no avail. What did you do?"

The wisened Naomi replied, "I hid his teeth!"