Women went to God and said:

[Dixie]

Women went to God and said: "Oh God! Why you made us carry our children nine months in our belly and another one year in our hands. Couldn't you make our children walk right away after birth as you did with calves?"

God replied: "There is a condition for this?" -What? -The bull visits the cow only once a year. Women thought for a minutes and then withdrew their request.