You know you've been married too long

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You know you've been married too long

Postby Jack Flash » 26 Dec 11, 3:54 pm

You know you've been married too long

I couldn't get to sleep last night, so I lay there in bed tossing and turning. Finally the Mrs turned on the bedside lamp immediately bathing the bedroom in a warm glow, and asked me what was wrong.

I told her I was having trouble getting to sleep. She raised up on her elbow allowing the blankets to slide off her ample breasts, lightly touched my arm and smiled ....

"Want me to help you get to sleep?" she said with a devilish grin on her face, hand sneaking under the sheet.

"Yeah,,,," I said. "Tell me again how your day went."

I finally did get to sleep on the couch around 4.
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Re: You know you've been married too long

Postby johno » 26 Dec 11, 4:42 pm

:lol: thats what you get for being considerate :lmao:
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Re: You know you've been married too long

Postby mugley » 26 Dec 11, 5:12 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
My moral code is what I think everyone should go by because I don’t feel that I have done anything wrong.

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Re: You know you've been married too long

Postby cerina » 26 Dec 11, 5:36 pm

There's no pleasing some people. :roll:
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