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Supermarket Drunk

Postby Jamie30 » 24 Jun 08, 10:16 am

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front
of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, 'You must be single'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I
looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you
know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know
that?'









:beer: The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly :eek:
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Re: Supermarket Drunk

Postby Jack Flash » 24 Jun 08, 10:35 am

:lmao: :hug: welcome to bit of fun
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Re: Supermarket Drunk

Postby mid_nite_poet » 24 Jun 08, 12:03 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Silence and smile are two powerful words. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems
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Re: Supermarket Drunk

Postby cerina » 24 Jun 08, 12:13 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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You must be single

Postby Dennisq » 05 Mar 10, 10:28 am

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, ''Cause you're ugly.''
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Re: You must be single

Postby cerina » 05 Mar 10, 4:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: You must be single

Postby mugley » 05 Mar 10, 5:09 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: You must be single

Postby mid_nite_poet » 05 Mar 10, 7:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: You must be single

Postby johno » 07 Mar 10, 4:42 am

:rotflmao: :lol:
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