in the newspaper

[mid_nite_poet]

Do gay people make noises? Am I missing something?

[cerina]

Does he only make the noise when he is having sex with his boyfriend?

[fat_bastard]

Perhaps it's an involuntary contraction of the diaphragm, which forces air through the nose at a speed and frequency that sounds similar to a gay man shouting "God! I need a man! I need a man now! Do me now! Do me on the table!"


It happens a lot to coal miners and men that spend prolonged service in the Navy.
Once again, true story.

[Spirit of Desire]

Perhaps it's an involuntary contraction of the diaphragm, which forces air through the nose at a speed and frequency that sounds similar to a gay man shouting "God! I need a man! I need a man now! Do me now! Do me on the table!"


It happens a lot to coal miners and men that spend prolonged service in the Navy.
Once again, true story.

my dad was in the navy for 22 years.

[fat_bastard]

And that's why a little red flag went up in my head when I clicked post.
Please don't hurt me, you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?












































Or a guy without?


Edit: It's a shame you didn't say "My dad's a miner."
Then I could have said "Still? He must have been 6 months old when he had you!"

[Spirit of Desire]

i dont understand that little edit down there

[Sting]

Perhaps it's an involuntary contraction of the diaphragm, which forces air through the nose at a speed and frequency that sounds similar to a gay man shouting "God! I need a man! I need a man now! Do me now! Do me on the table!"


It happens a lot to coal miners and men that spend prolonged service in the Navy.
Once again, true story.

my dad was in the navy for 22 years.

Quick SPoD get a girlfriend quick. Or else, you heard the saying... Like father like son.

[Spirit of Desire]

i find that offensive

[Sting]

Most gay people would. Quick get a girl friend.

[fat_bastard]

Good lord! I never thought I'd hear something like that from you.
One of the few times I've giggled like a schoolgirl out loud.

[Sting]

You havent been in the navy have you FB?

[fat_bastard]

Nope.
As of yet I've not 'scrubbed the poop deck', or met Seaman Stains and Roger the cabin boy...

[Sting]

Good. You have nothing to worry about.

[Spirit of Desire]

did i also forget to mention that my dad met my mum when she was a wren

in case you all dont know what a wren is its a female in the navy

[fat_bastard]

*Lets Sting say it*

[Sting]

I didn't want to offend SPoD so I'll pass.

[mid_nite_poet]

I think SPoD knows us enough by now to know we are only joking...

[Spirit of Desire]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[cerina]

Why aren't you at work, SPoDlet?

[Spirit of Desire]

sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Sting]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Who are you Hmmmmmmmmming?

[breeze]

[breeze]

[cerina]

Some great bargains there.