Your lovely neighbor

[johno]

this is my hot new neighbour.



She's single...


She lives right across the street.


I can see her house from my living room.


I watched as she got home from work this evening.


I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.


She knocked on my door...


I rushed to open it.


She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!


Are you busy tonight?"


I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"


Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!

[mugley]

[cerina]

[breeze]

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She’s single…
She lives right across the street.
You can see her house from your living room.
You watched as she got home from work this evening.
You were surprised when she walked across the street and up your driveway.
She knocked on your door…
You rushed to open it.
She looks at you, and says, “I just got home, and I am in mood to have loads of fun!
I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?”
You immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!”
Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”

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[Jack Flash]

nope

but mugley....

[420onthedot]

Are you all picking on Mugley again

[Verminator]

Great one, Breeze!!