Deaf foxes

by **Drew** » 25 Oct 05, 11:10 am

Deaf foxes

HOW many of London's urban fox population suffer from hearing problems? There are so many foxes in the city nowadays that citizens who want to keep them away from their gardens can buy fox repellents that emit an ultrasonic tone. But the packaging of the one that Colin Matthews bought warned: "This product will not work with deaf foxes".

by **fat_bastard** » 25 Oct 05, 11:54 am

If it was deaf, i'd just sneak up behind it and whack it over the head with a shovel :lol:

by **Quercus** » 25 Oct 05, 8:21 pm

Do you ever get any deaf foxes in your garden, fat_bastard?

by **ItsMe** » 26 Oct 05, 3:52 am

fat_bastard wrote:If it was deaf, i'd just sneak up behind it and whack it over the head with a shovel

Yeah, keep that up and when you go deaf, you will have spry foxes on your tail whacking you over your head when you mess in their garden...

by **fat_bastard** » 26 Oct 05, 8:46 am

Quercus Posted: Oct 25, 8:21 pm Post subject:

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Do you ever get any deaf foxes in your garden, fat_bastard?

not as such, i creep up behind them, then let off a foghorn in their ears to make em deaf, then go get my shovel, creep up behing them again, and whack em over the head....
nah, i dont get foxes in my garden, but we do get the odd hedgehog...i dont make em deaf

by **SickCert** » 26 Oct 05, 7:02 pm

Deaf foxes! Whatever next blind badgers? Dont tell me........

by **Quercus** » 26 Oct 05, 9:16 pm

fat_bastard wrote:nah, i dont get foxes in my garden, but we do get the odd hedgehog...

Hedgehogs? Really? Sometimes you see them here as pets. They look so cute and innocent.

by **fat_bastard** » 27 Oct 05, 8:22 am

it always confuses me how they mate...
its gotta hurt

by **Orange Door Hinge** » 27 Oct 05, 2:05 pm

we dont have foxes in northern cali, but we have coyotes. i just throw rocks at them if the cross my path

by **fat_bastard** » 27 Oct 05, 2:54 pm

haha

by **fat_bastard** » 27 Oct 05, 2:55 pm

does it work?
only id like to try the same with the taxman and relatives

by **Orange Door Hinge** » 29 Oct 05, 11:04 pm

fat_bastard wrote:does it work?
only id like to try the same with the taxman and relatives

Well, I only had to do it once and it seemed to work. But i've never tried doing it with a pack of them in the wild. Coyotes can get pretty big. Like a small wolf. I've seen videos of them attack people. I have a video of me walking in some wooded area near my house and them howling really close to me while I was video taping. ill see if I can come across it and post it.

by **ItsMe** » 30 Oct 05, 2:04 am

BOO... be very scared of coyotes... until there is a pill to cure it... and it will cost the amount of your monthly food, gasoline, light, and car bill... every month

Wait you have no insurance... just pay with your you first born.... boo

by **messylaura** » 17 Dec 05, 7:35 pm

a fox around here attacted a car and ripped off the plastic hub cap, i'm guessing it smelt the scent of a dog on it?
and after it ripped it off it kept pouncing on the hub cap

also they are the noisiest friggin animals ever, they whail and scream in the middle of the night so bad it sounds like a car alam that has gone flat but a thousand times louder, a stand off between a tomcat and a fox woke up the entire street

by **[N0M3RCY] M4TR1XM4N** » 17 Dec 05, 9:04 pm

they whail and scream in the middle of the night so bad it sounds like a car alam that has gone flat but a thousand times louder

That wasn't a fox, sorry I kept you awake......... :lol:

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