I love you (Very gross!!)

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I love you (Very gross!!)

Postby swthrtangl » 16 Mar 06, 7:34 pm

:eek:  The grosses thing I have seen  "Barf" :crap:
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Postby Khaizerex » 16 Mar 06, 8:45 pm

Ewww!!!

:crap:   :fart:
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Postby Napper » 16 Mar 06, 9:58 pm

JEEZ!

How do you get a 10 inch sh*t down a 4 inch pipe??? :eek: :mrgreen:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 17 Mar 06, 4:36 am

if that's the only way to say I love you, then I would rather not know....Ewwwwww :crap:
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Postby fat_bastard » 17 Mar 06, 8:36 am

Looking at it poetically,


"my love for you is like a turd, hot, steaming, and a relief when it finally comes out."




Wow, if i can make poo sound romantic, i can do anything"
*does dance*
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Postby Napper » 17 Mar 06, 8:57 am

fat_bastard wrote:Looking at it poetically,


"my love for you is like a turd, hot, steaming, and a relief when it finally comes out."




Wow, if i can make poo sound romantic, i can do anything"
*does dance*



Stay right there mate, I'm certain you'll get more Dirtz $$ for that one!!
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Postby Khaizerex » 17 Mar 06, 9:31 am

Haha...

Amazing! :lol:
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Postby fat_bastard » 17 Mar 06, 10:31 am

Next week, ill make a chat up line involving fish heads.
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Postby Flight From Ashiya » 17 Mar 06, 4:15 pm

.................A chat -up line with fish heads?.........hey FB why are you chatting up Fish Heads for?......... :D
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Postby cerina » 17 Mar 06, 4:25 pm

Makes a change from goats!   :eek:
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Postby fat_bastard » 17 Mar 06, 4:44 pm

I got the wrong idea when a freind told me they were horny.   :|
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Postby JuJuBe » 17 Mar 06, 5:16 pm

Barnes And Barnes - Fish Heads Lyrics


Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk

I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in

They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums

Roly poly fish heads are never seen
Drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants
with Oriental women

Yeah.
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Postby swthrtangl » 17 Mar 06, 6:25 pm

fat_bastard wrote:Looking at it poetically,


"my love for you is like a turd, hot, steaming, and a relief when it finally comes out."




Wow, if i can make poo sound romantic, i can do anything"
*does dance*



That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time OMG my stomach hurts from laughing that is great thanx for that...lol
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Postby fat_bastard » 18 Mar 06, 12:55 pm

My girlfriend didnt see it that way   :roll:
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