Maried to the Berlin Wall

[Melekkalbi]

This lady is in love with the Berlin wall and married to it.

http://www.berlinermauer.se

Do you suppose it's a joke?

[mid_nite_poet]

I guess it would be the same thing as being sexually attracted to your viibrator..

[cerina]

She's been having an affair, the hussy.


Woman marries Berlin Wall after medical condition causes her to find objects sexier than men
Tuesday, 27 May 2008

A Swedish woman who married the Berlin Wall has been having an affair - with a fence.

Eija-Riitta tied the knot with the 47-year-old Soviet-built cold war icon in 1979, which was designed to separate East and West Germany, but after it fell her eyes wandered to a garden fence.

Eija, who at 54-years-old is a bit of a cradle-snatcher, admitted once fancying the Great Wall of China but said: "The Great Wall is attractive but he's too thick. My husband is sexier."

Eija suffers from a medical condition known as Objectum-Sexual which means she prefers inanimate objects to men.

She took part in the weird ceremony in 1979 at the foot of the wall, with a party of invited guests.

And, unlike the rest of the world, she was devastated when the wall was torn down after the collapse of Soviet communism in 1989.

She said: "What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."

Explaining her condition she said: "I find long slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

"The Great Wall of China is attractive but my husband is sexier."

Not so sexy anymore - after her 'husband' fell, she dated the fence for several years.

She's not the only person to suffer from Objectum-Sexual. A 43-year-old British woman who is registered as having the condition claims to be currently dating a stereo named Jake.

[mid_nite_poet]

An affair.. Is there no shame

[cerina]

I know. I was so shocked. The harlot.

[mr wiseguy]

I guess it would be the same thing as being sexually attracted to your viibrator..

sapphire

[mottie]

Some people are so weird!

[cerina]

For any Brits, or anyone who can pick up Channel 5, there is a programme about it next Wednesday.

[breeze]

I don't like Chanel 5 it is too sweet.

[cerina]

It's one that suits me