This colour is privately owned

[Dixie]

[Sting]

I may not have invented sex but since no one has patented it yet I'm filing first. Pay up - just write me a blank check (cheque in some parts of the world) and I'll fill in the amount later.

I owe you my life savings. I'm not going to go without sex.

[Sarcasticles_the_Cynic]

are mauve and puce still available

[messylaura]

i'm buying all your arses now you can't do shit

[[N0M3RCY] M4TR1XM4N]

I just bought planet earth from ebay, at a bargain price. You can all pay me land tax and oxygen tax now.

[messylaura]

afraid you owe me orbiting taxes for using the space in my universe

[[N0M3RCY] M4TR1XM4N]

Trust you to say something like that, but I like the way you think.

[420onthedot]

Has anyone patented the thought process yet?

I patented thought - send me a check for $.001 per thought. Those of you whose royalties are > $.01 please hold on to your funds until you accumulate an indebtedness of at least $.01 before you send any money.

[[N0M3RCY] M4TR1XM4N]

Consider the cheque is in the post, you won't get too many thought tax payments from me, I don't much of that.

Although you should know that I now own all the postal services and all the banks, so it could be difficult for you to actually get that money.

I also just bought the colour Black and you can pay me tax just for looking at the Bit of Fun website.