This colour is privately owned

by **Drew** » 25 Oct 05, 11:14 am

This colour is privately owned

IT SEEMS that the UK's Royal Mail owns the colour red. A sharp reader has discovered that if you visit its websites you will be warned: "Royal Mail, the Royal Mail Cruciform and the colour red are registered trademarks of Royal Mail Group plc."

The reader speculates that this presumably means he can trademark the colour green. Then he and the Royal Mail can together hold the world's traffic lights to ransom.

by **fat_bastard** » 25 Oct 05, 11:53 am

haha, thats it, i'm buying the deeds to blue

by **ET Girl** » 28 Oct 05, 5:18 pm

This thread is really making me feel * blue..

* The color Blue is now owned and copywrite protected by Fab', Fat Bastard Enterprises. Any use of the color blue in text, speech or otherwise is subject to copywrite infringement, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

:mrgreen:

by **fat_bastard** » 29 Oct 05, 7:50 am

Im sorry, but im gonna have to charge you for using the colour blue in your text, im also inducing blue taxes, and anything of the colour blue will be reposessed unless you pay up.

by **ET Girl** » 29 Oct 05, 8:56 am

fat_bastard wrote:Im sorry, but im gonna have to charge you for using the colour blue in your text, im also inducing blue taxes, and anything of the colour blue will be reposessed unless you pay up.

Sorry, Fat Bastard. I actually bought out the color blue from you earlier this morning. Your co-business partner 'Dixie' said it was ok!

:mrgreen:

I also bought the Alphabet... so i'll be charging for all text posted everywhere from now on!

That'll be: $5734.23 please, FB! :eek:

by **fat_bastard** » 29 Oct 05, 9:39 am

then i shall communicate thorugh a series of numbers
a-1
b-2
c-3
d-4
e-5
f6
g7
h8
i9
j10
k11
l12
m13
n14
o15
p16
q17
r18
s19
t20
u21
v22
w23
x24
y25
z26

9 20 8 9 14 25 15 21 1 18 5 1 14 9 4 9 15 20 :razz:

by **ET Girl** » 29 Oct 05, 2:43 pm

fat_bastard wrote:then i shall communicate thorugh a series of numbers
a-1
b-2
c-3
d-4
e-5
f6
g7
h8
i9
j10
k11
l12
m13
n14
o15
p16
q17
r18
s19
t20
u21
v22
w23
x24
y25
z26

9 20 8 9 14 25 15 21 1 18 5 1 14 9 4 9 15 20

Ummm, same to you, FB! :mrgreen:

Ooops! Wait! I now own all numbers!

That'll be 72,211.84 please, Fat Bastard!

*** Credit Cards Accepted ***

:party:

by **fat_bastard** » 29 Oct 05, 3:44 pm

6 21 3 11, 20 8 1 20 :lol:

by **fat_bastard** » 29 Oct 05, 3:45 pm

i now own you, and everything accociated with you, inlcuding the money you charged me

by **Dixie** » 29 Oct 05, 3:48 pm

As Legal advisor, I'll be sending my fee :twisted:

by **Orange Door Hinge** » 29 Oct 05, 11:01 pm

I sent in my 35 dollars to copyright all shades of orange.

by **ItsMe** » 30 Oct 05, 2:14 am

Orange Door Hinge wrote:I sent in my 35 dollars to copyright all shades of orange.

I claim ALL shades of gray... looks like you owe me for all of your avatar use.... at $150.53 US legal dollars per use -- $$$$$$... we no longer accept monthly installments due to death and death while having credit cards... all due now and in cash...

Good news -- we now accept payment in the form of first borns... to be traded free for to us in use of modern day slavery... hey, blame the Romans...

by **fat_bastard** » 30 Oct 05, 9:26 am

fine then, im putting a charge on all of my fresh chat up lines i made, including my latest
"im love-sick, but you're just what the doctor ordered"

so

hah

by **Don't Blink** » 30 Oct 05, 11:49 am

I may not have invented sex but since no one has patented it yet I'm filing first. Pay up - just write me a blank check (cheque in some parts of the world) and I'll fill in the amount later.

*Note* I do not accept children nor am I responsible for them. Please refrain from intercourse until I have consulted with my attorney / legal adviser and drafted a waver of responsibility for participants to sign.

by **fat_bastard** » 30 Oct 05, 2:39 pm

i do not need your petty sex....much

by **Don't Blink** » 30 Oct 05, 3:27 pm

fat_bastard wrote:i do not need your petty sex....much

I can wait until your ready .... :twisted:

or desperate

by **fat_bastard** » 31 Oct 05, 11:03 am

oh its no use *throws money at 'Dont Blink'* here take it.....take it all......

by **ET Girl** » 31 Oct 05, 11:33 am

fat_bastard wrote:i now own you, and everything accociated with you, inlcuding the money you charged me

As ET Girl, I do not fall under Earth's legal laws. And since there are no $$$$$ laws on Planet Mimicka... (Not that it would matter) you are unable to own me, FB.

:mrgreen:

Dixie wrote:As Legal advisor, I'll be sending my fee

Residents of Mimicka don't u$e money anyway$, Dixie. $o, like, whatever!! :mrgreen:

... Just wanted to clear all that up!

by **Dixie** » 31 Oct 05, 3:26 pm

ET Girl wrote:
Dixie wrote:As Legal advisor, I'll be sending my fee

Residents of Mimicka don't u$e money anyway$, Dixie. $o, like, whatever!!

by **ET Girl** » 31 Oct 05, 3:39 pm

Dixie wrote:
ET Girl wrote:
Dixie wrote:As Legal advisor, I'll be sending my fee

Residents of Mimicka don't u$e money anyway$, Dixie. $o, like, whatever!!

You can totally charge Fat Bastard though, Dixie! I hear he's loaded and VERY generous with his $$$$$!!

:eek:

by **fat_bastard** » 01 Nov 05, 8:11 am

not nescecerily, i can be as tight as a stripper pants sometimes, "go away you orphan, no you cant have more gruel"
from now on, im paying in the most precious thing that will save our future:
chicken poo, it can generate more energy when burned that anything else

by **420onthedot** » 02 Nov 05, 5:49 pm

Has anyone patented the thought process yet?

by **fat_bastard** » 03 Nov 05, 12:17 pm

i have now :twisted:

by **SickCert** » 03 Nov 05, 12:38 pm

420onthedot wrote:Has anyone patented the thought process yet?

Im thinking about it. :cool:

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