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"TIGER MAN" WANTS FUR GRAFT

Postby mid_nite_poet » 27 May 06, 8:46 am

"TIGER MAN" WANTS FUR GRAFT

A San Diego computer programmer who has spent £100,000 on tattoos and plastic surgery to turn himself into a 'tiger' wants a fur graft.
Dennis Smith is tattooed from head to toe with orange and black stripes and his teeth have been filed to needle point.
He has also had latex whiskers implanted and surgery to his lips so he has a permanent snarl. He now wants a surgeon to graft tiger fur on to his skin, like a perma-wig.
Mr. Smith, who has changed his name by deed poll to Cat Man, said: "I have a collection of old tiger pelts from the days of hunting. I want these grafted on to me. It will cost another $100,000 but will be worth it.
"When I have the coat of a tiger, I feel I will have reached my goal in life."
His fingernails have been crafted into sharp talons while his hands have tattooed markings like a tiger's paws. He says he feels like a tiger.
The short back-and-sides he sported at the University Of California has been replaced with a long orange mane. He has also swapped his glasses for green contact lenses.
He holds down a £80,000-a-year computer programming job which enables him to fund the surgery, the Daily Record reports.
He admitted: "Of course people stare at me when I walk down the street but that's the effect I desire. For so long I have equated myself with the tiger that I decided to change myself into one.
"It's the real me. So many men cross-dress without their partners knowing, or dress up and play cowboys or Civil War soldiers at weekends. Me, I'm a tiger all the time and I love it. I had my first tattoos done 20 years ago around my eyes and now my whole body is one pastiche of stripes and shading. I am really proud of it all."
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Postby cerina » 27 May 06, 9:11 am

And the reason he's a computer programmer is ........................?     :cry:
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Postby ET Girl » 27 May 06, 11:59 am

:lol:

Ok, "Tiger Man", just relax. The nice people in the white van will be along shortly, they'll take really good care of you...   :eek:
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Postby Maxie » 17 Jun 06, 5:54 pm

This world is in regression Image
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Postby Napper » 17 Jun 06, 6:42 pm

Maxie wrote:This world is in regression Image



No , just Tiger Man.
I hope an elephant mistakes him for a comfy place to sit.
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Postby MickeyMouse » 18 Jun 06, 2:34 am

Wow.

Wont he look disgusting...?
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Postby cerina » 18 Jun 06, 6:45 am

You think he looks ok at the moment, MM?   :eek:
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Postby MickeyMouse » 18 Jun 06, 9:20 am

He looks huggable. :)
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Postby cerina » 18 Jun 06, 9:52 am

That is certainly not a term I would have applied to him   :eek:
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Postby wabbit » 18 Jun 06, 10:16 am

cerina wrote:And the reason he's a computer programmer is ........................?     :cry:



perhaps never to be seen by the public?  all holed up in front of a computer for 80hrs a week...  Isn't he married?  I thot he was married from another documentary/exhibit.  must google
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Postby Lonestar » 19 Jun 06, 2:01 am

Ugh. :?
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Postby Melekkalbi » 19 Jun 06, 4:47 am

That's great!!!

Hopefully we can find some people willing to transform into elephants, bears, penguins, giraffes, gators, hippo, whatever. Then we can put 'em all in a zoo and we can release the poor animals back into the wild!   :idea:
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Postby Napper » 19 Jun 06, 7:23 am

Melekkalbi wrote:That's great!!!

Hopefully we can find some people willing to transform into elephants, bears, penguins, giraffes, gators, hippo, whatever. Then we can put 'em all in a zoo and we can release the poor animals back into the wild!   :idea:



Hmmm.  Strangely sensible Melek............... :D
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Postby cerina » 19 Jun 06, 2:54 pm

I rather like that idea.


That worries me   :roll:
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Postby Melekkalbi » 19 Jun 06, 3:03 pm

Why does it worry you?
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Postby cerina » 19 Jun 06, 3:05 pm

I don't really know.
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Postby Melekkalbi » 19 Jun 06, 3:08 pm

Then why are we wispering?
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Postby cerina » 19 Jun 06, 3:10 pm

So that I can hear what they're saying on the television.
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Postby Melekkalbi » 19 Jun 06, 3:11 pm

Ah, ok. Makes sence.
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Postby cerina » 19 Jun 06, 3:12 pm

:mrgreen:
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Postby Dirtzinert » 19 Jun 06, 3:22 pm

"When I have the coat of a tiger, I feel I will have reached my goal in life."


And I will kill your crazy ass, and make a fireplace rug out of you...
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Postby Sting » 19 Jun 06, 5:56 pm

You would probably lay naked on it too. :lol:
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Postby Dirtzinert » 19 Jun 06, 6:26 pm

Perhaps with a 'friend'... :idea:

Doya think one can 'monkey' around on a 'tiger' rug?   :eek:
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Postby Napper » 19 Jun 06, 7:15 pm

Oh yes. But you can't tiger around on........... :mrgreen:
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