Weird Place Names

[mid_nite_poet]

I know that some are posted before, but not sure if they are the same ones or not...

Weird Place Names

These are names of actual locations

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

[tiger~lilly]

Those are some good ones! I haven't seen those ones yet. I think the ones posted a while back were all cities in the US.

[cerina]

I saw two classics in Holland at the weekend. Quite close together too  

Enter was one and the other one was ..........




Rectum  

[Napper]

Here's another two for ya:

Penistone, South Yorkshire

Cockermouth, Cumbria

[teninacity]

there all good   (im gonna puke)

[fat_bastard]

"Im going to wet beaver creek, I'll be back in an hour"  

[mid_nite_poet]

just an hour FB?  

[shyfly]

You left out Whorehouse Meadows - Oreagon

[mid_nite_poet]

here's a few more

Assawoman (VA, USA)

Badgers Mount (Kent, UK)

Ballsbridge (Dublin, Ireland)

Ballville (Ohio, USA)

Bell End near Lickey End (Wales, UK)

Big Bone Lick (State Park, Ohio, US)

Bird-In-The-Hand, near Blue Ball & Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

[shyfly]

About three hours out of the city where I live is a town whose name when translated into English means

" Two buffalows shot with a single arrow and fell into a river"

while its nothing like

Bird-In-The-Hand, near Blue Ball & Intercourse

it is one of the stanger name that we have around here

[Napper]

There's always the place in Wales who's name translates as:

Saint Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio of the red cave.

Or untranslated:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.


Take yer pick!  

[mid_nite_poet]

a few more

Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada - Blow Me Down, Come-By-Chance, Pothead, Dildo,  Cupids, Conception Bay, Cow Head, Heart's Desire, Heart’s Content, Nick's Nose Cove, Whitless Bay and Square Islands.

The Cock Of Arran, Scotland, United Kingdom

Pee, Margibi, Liberia

Pussy, Savoie, Rhône-Alpes, France

[mid_nite_poet]

Weird funny place names

Would you like to live here? These are names of actual locations:

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

[Ice Queen]

[SeaBreeze]

LOL man I love this forum!

[Lonestar]

Haven't "deconstructed" a list in awhile.

Before I begin, I'll add one: Bald Knob (Arkansas, USA). As opposed to one with hair, I guess.

[DISCLAIMER: No offense to anyone or anything, anywhere, is meant.]

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Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)

Looks as if some concepts are universal.

Bastard (Norway)

Fat- or non? [Sorry, just couldn't resist.]

Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

All the [few] times I've been to Oklahoma, I've not seen any. Beaver, that is.

Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)

With their buck teeth, this doesn't sound appealing.

Brown Willy (Cornwall, UK)

Well, we can now guess where "it's" been put...

Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

Love you *short* time?

Climax (Colorado, USA)

Back in the Old West, some of the territories got pretty lonely, I imagine...

Cunt (Spain)

I thought that it was "panocha" in Spanish?

Cunter (Switzerland)

Provider of...?

Dikshit (India)

See "Brown Willy," above...

Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)

Those poor Newfies just can't live down their reputation, can they?

Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)

Selling "personal massagers" in all sizes.

Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)

Someone was rhyming. Badly.

Effin (Limerick, Ireland)

Aye, ye never know what the Irish'll come up with after a few pints...

Fuku (Shensi, China)

Fukue (Honshu, Japan)

Fukui (Honshu, Japan)

Fukum (Yemen)

Okay, okay...we get it.

Hold With Hope (Greenland)

I pray that there's not an erectile-dysfunction problem there.

Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

Where the unofficial city motto is, "Where you can get f-----..."

Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)

Preferably.

Little Dix Village (West Indies)

How embarrassing.

Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)

Must've been of some renown, His Knobship.

Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)

For threesomes?

Muff (Northern Ireland)

Sounds nice. Irish muff, that is.

Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)

Noun or verb?

Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)

Wouldn't want to drink from it...

Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)

I wonder if there is a "quiet" [i.e., anti-noise] ordinance there.

Seymen (Turkey)

I'm sure that the women there are glad of it...

Shafter (California, USA)

Little-known porn-film shooting(!) location, I'll bet.

Shag Island (Indian Ocean)

Holiday destination for British tourists?

Tittybong (Australia)

Great place for a topless bar, no doubt...

Tong Fuk (Japan)

Anything to do with the Asian Mafia [tongs]?

Turdo (Romania)

BREEZE! Check this out and report back!

Twatt (Orkney, UK)

Plenty of it, one would hope.

Wank (Germany)

But clean up afterward.

Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)

Sounds like a hotel for those who partake of self-pleasure.

Wankener (India)

You are?

Wankie (Zimbabwe)

Small wank?

Wanks River (Nicaragua)

Another one questionable to drink from.

Wankum (Germany)

A lot of sexual frustration around the world, isn't there?

Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

Nudist colony nearby, I hope.

[mr wiseguy]

lonestar

[cerina]

A perfect deconstruct again, Lonestar.

[Lonestar]

[missm3]

lol @ wet beaver creek been past there

[sapphire]

Here in Nova Scotia we have a Balls Creek

Also in Newfoundland, there is Conception Bay and Come-By-Chance

[Flight From Ashiya]

Balls Creek......Do lots of old men live there?.

[monetmelly]

hahaha those are rediculous. I definitely laughed out loud.

[npsari]

I guess these names will sound normal in their language