Valentine's Day is coming up

[Don't Blink]

Here are a few romantic poems


I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!



I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming.



My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.



What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[mugley]

[breeze]

Boys

[Mozzie]

[Starfire]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cerina]

They'll never learn, Breeze.

[Verminator]

[mugley]

To you, my Valentine, I give my heart.

I know I have loved you right from the start.

There are things about you that I just adore,

Like you are deaf and mute and own a liquor store.

But don't think me shallow it is more than just that,

There's your Porsche and Hatteras and penthouse flat.

I am fond of your father, the multi-billionaire

and the big trust fund he gave you irrevocablely there.

I love your hour-glass figure and long shiny hair,

your face of a beauty queen, your legs up to there.

Your sister the stripper has nothing on you

But the best things of all that make my heart float

are Fideaux your coon dog and your Ranger Bass Boat.

[cerina]

You are such a romantic, Mugley.