



Clever.
pochie wrote:Boys would be boys![]()


brunette wrote:WOmen want love...but they follow the wrong one ...who doesnt want them..and they push away the one who loves them.
and its clear what man want...sex with no strings attached when they are young and healthy..!!!..THEY ARE some guys who want sex with they wifes..but what to they get when they are married is 2 minutes of pleasure and sleeping after that cuz the wife's got a headache///NO more sex fantasy ...the wife doesnt take care of herself anymore..she gets fat..doesnt shave,home problems.....etc.
THEY ARE A LOT OF WISHES to be fulfilled by santa.....
patfrager wrote:brunette wrote:WOmen want love...but they follow the wrong one ...who doesnt want them..and they push away the one who loves them.
and its clear what man want...sex with no strings attached when they are young and healthy..!!!..THEY ARE some guys who want sex with they wifes..but what to they get when they are married is 2 minutes of pleasure and sleeping after that cuz the wife's got a headache///NO more sex fantasy ...the wife doesnt take care of herself anymore..she gets fat..doesnt shave,home problems.....etc.
THEY ARE A LOT OF WISHES to be fulfilled by santa.....yeah
The headache scenario is my wife's favorite ;(
But ho well, I don't blame her, she told me to stop eating chocolate when i'm watching the news because I was getting fat but I didn't.
I should have understand I wasn't as attractive to her with all these waves of fat![]()
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best wishes to cruel women
Jack Flash wrote:1. stare a little too long at a younger woman
2. deal with the "do you think I'm pretty question" and say yes ( a tip for younger guys - do not hesitate when you say yes)
3. now comes the "do you love me" question Do not hesitate here either! Then add "I just wish we made love more often so I wouldn't be so horny all the time".
Try it
brunette wrote:Jack Flash wrote:1. stare a little too long at a younger woman
2. deal with the "do you think I'm pretty question" and say yes ( a tip for younger guys - do not hesitate when you say yes)
3. now comes the "do you love me" question Do not hesitate here either! Then add "I just wish we made love more often so I wouldn't be so horny all the time".
Try it
4. tell her u just want to have sex with her and then never call her again
5.tell her how ugly she is without make up
6.tell her you's do her beautiful friend instead of her if u could
it works ..

mugley wrote:brunette wrote:Jack Flash wrote:1. stare a little too long at a younger woman
2. deal with the "do you think I'm pretty question" and say yes ( a tip for younger guys - do not hesitate when you say yes)
3. now comes the "do you love me" question Do not hesitate here either! Then add "I just wish we made love more often so I wouldn't be so horny all the time".
Try it
4. tell her u just want to have sex with her and then never call her again
5.tell her how ugly she is without make up
6.tell her you's do her beautiful friend instead of her if u could
it works ..
naw they don't work, trust me, tried it



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