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what women want, what men want

Postby mugley » 08 May 11, 8:36 am

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Re: what women want, what men want

Postby breeze » 08 May 11, 11:24 am

:mrgreen: Well, boys have to have both sometimes. Otherwise... :lmao:
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Postby cerina » 09 May 11, 7:22 pm

:lmao: Clever.
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Re: what women want, what men want

Postby pochie » 03 Jun 11, 12:19 am

Boys would be boys :dontknow: and we know it that thing though. :boobs:
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Postby cerina » 03 Jun 11, 12:36 pm

pochie wrote:Boys would be boys :dontknow:


Thank goodness. :mrgreen:
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Re: what women want, what men want

Postby brunette » 06 Jan 12, 6:31 am

WOmen want love...but they follow the wrong one ...who doesnt want them..and they push away the one who loves them.

and its clear what man want...sex with no strings attached when they are young and healthy..!!!..THEY ARE some guys who want sex with they wifes..but what to they get when they are married is 2 minutes of pleasure and sleeping after that cuz the wife's got a headache///NO more sex fantasy ...the wife doesnt take care of herself anymore..she gets fat..doesnt shave,home problems.....etc.

THEY ARE A LOT OF WISHES to be fulfilled by santa..... :blah:
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Re: what women want, what men want

Postby Jack Flash » 06 Jan 12, 10:30 am

we all want love - both sides have to work at it for love to succeed
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Re: what women want, what men want

Postby patfrager » 07 Jan 12, 7:15 am

brunette wrote:WOmen want love...but they follow the wrong one ...who doesnt want them..and they push away the one who loves them.

and its clear what man want...sex with no strings attached when they are young and healthy..!!!..THEY ARE some guys who want sex with they wifes..but what to they get when they are married is 2 minutes of pleasure and sleeping after that cuz the wife's got a headache///NO more sex fantasy ...the wife doesnt take care of herself anymore..she gets fat..doesnt shave,home problems.....etc.

THEY ARE A LOT OF WISHES to be fulfilled by santa..... :blah:


:) yeah

The headache scenario is my wife's favorite ;(
But ho well, I don't blame her, she told me to stop eating chocolate when i'm watching the news because I was getting fat but I didn't.
I should have understand I wasn't as attractive to her with all these waves of fat :scratch: :D :D

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Re: what women want, what men want

Postby brunette » 07 Jan 12, 11:26 am

patfrager wrote:
brunette wrote:WOmen want love...but they follow the wrong one ...who doesnt want them..and they push away the one who loves them.

and its clear what man want...sex with no strings attached when they are young and healthy..!!!..THEY ARE some guys who want sex with they wifes..but what to they get when they are married is 2 minutes of pleasure and sleeping after that cuz the wife's got a headache///NO more sex fantasy ...the wife doesnt take care of herself anymore..she gets fat..doesnt shave,home problems.....etc.

THEY ARE A LOT OF WISHES to be fulfilled by santa..... :blah:


:) yeah

The headache scenario is my wife's favorite ;(
But ho well, I don't blame her, she told me to stop eating chocolate when i'm watching the news because I was getting fat but I didn't.
I should have understand I wasn't as attractive to her with all these waves of fat :scratch: :D :D

best wishes to cruel women :)


well start working out...gym is good for your health and your sex life..no more headaches from your wife heheh :)
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Re: what women want, what men want

Postby Jack Flash » 07 Jan 12, 1:09 pm

1. stare a little too long at a younger woman

2. deal with the "do you think I'm pretty question" and say yes ( a tip for younger guys - do not hesitate when you say yes)

3. now comes the "do you love me" question Do not hesitate here either! Then add "I just wish we made love more often so I wouldn't be so horny all the time".


:mrgreen: Try it
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Re: what women want, what men want

Postby brunette » 07 Jan 12, 2:28 pm

Jack Flash wrote:1. stare a little too long at a younger woman

2. deal with the "do you think I'm pretty question" and say yes ( a tip for younger guys - do not hesitate when you say yes)

3. now comes the "do you love me" question Do not hesitate here either! Then add "I just wish we made love more often so I wouldn't be so horny all the time".


:mrgreen: Try it




4. tell her u just want to have sex with her and then never call her again
5.tell her how ugly she is without make up
6.tell her you's do her beautiful friend instead of her if u could

it works .. :mrgreen:
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Re: what women want, what men want

Postby mugley » 07 Jan 12, 2:33 pm

brunette wrote:
Jack Flash wrote:1. stare a little too long at a younger woman

2. deal with the "do you think I'm pretty question" and say yes ( a tip for younger guys - do not hesitate when you say yes)

3. now comes the "do you love me" question Do not hesitate here either! Then add "I just wish we made love more often so I wouldn't be so horny all the time".


:mrgreen: Try it




4. tell her u just want to have sex with her and then never call her again
5.tell her how ugly she is without make up
6.tell her you's do her beautiful friend instead of her if u could

it works .. :mrgreen:


naw they don't work, trust me, tried it :oops:
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Re: what women want, what men want

Postby brunette » 07 Jan 12, 2:41 pm

mugley wrote:
brunette wrote:
Jack Flash wrote:1. stare a little too long at a younger woman

2. deal with the "do you think I'm pretty question" and say yes ( a tip for younger guys - do not hesitate when you say yes)

3. now comes the "do you love me" question Do not hesitate here either! Then add "I just wish we made love more often so I wouldn't be so horny all the time".


:mrgreen: Try it




4. tell her u just want to have sex with her and then never call her again
5.tell her how ugly she is without make up
6.tell her you's do her beautiful friend instead of her if u could

it works .. :mrgreen:


naw they don't work, trust me, tried it :oops:




maybe it was the way u said it ..that didnt work ...uu poor baby...here here.. :hug:
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Re: what women want, what men want

Postby mugley » 07 Jan 12, 2:42 pm

awww thx :hug: :hug:
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