Barack Obama

[mid_nite_poet]

The Devil & Mr. Jackson
                                                                                         
One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart attack and dies. He
immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't
know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
have  no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do.
I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad
as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll
even let YOU decide who leaves."

Jesse thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to
the first room. In it, was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept
diving in and surfacing, empty handed. Over and over and over he dove
in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Jesse said.
"I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do
that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore
with  a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing
that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem  with
my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
rocks all day," commented Jesse.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Jesse saw Bill Clinton
lying  on the floor with his arms tied over his head and his legs restrained in
a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best. Jesse looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,
Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said................
 

 
 (This is priceless)
 
 


 
 
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

[cerina]

[mr wiseguy]

George W. Bush had a heart attack and died. He went to hell where the Devil was waiting for him.
'I don't know what to do here,' said the devil. 'You are on my list but I have no room for you.

You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'

The devil open the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

'No!' Bush said. ' I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day.'

The devil led him to the next room: In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time.

No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!' commented Bush.

The devil opened the third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinski, doing what she did best.

Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, Yeah, I can handle this.'

The devil smiled and said, 'Okay, Monica, you're free to go!'

[sweety]

[mid_nite_poet]

[johno]

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.




"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened
the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and
over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate
in hell.

"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks
all day," commented Obama.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his
legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...........













"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

[mugley]

[Laney]