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well this explains Obama getting elected

Postby mugley » 20 Jan 12, 9:22 pm

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Re: well this explains Obama getting elected

Postby 420onthedot » 21 Jan 12, 1:20 am

remember who he ran against

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Re: well this explains Obama getting elected

Postby Jack Flash » 21 Jan 12, 5:13 am

:lmao: :lmao: yeah that would explain it too

There is a better choice this year ;)


No cerina, it is not Newt Gingrich, and just because he looks like Benny Hill is not a good reason to vote for him. :lmao:

No mugley, I am not suggesting that you vote for Obama again this year. :lmao:

Sorry spod, we are not able to substitute British royalty for our politicians just yet. Although I don't feel that they could do any worse. :lmao:

Sorry Johno, Sean Connery is not on the ballot although you may cast a write-in vote. :lmao:

Sorry breeze, you must have some sort of ID, like a drivers license to vote. :eek: you have a drivers license!?! :lmao:

Sorry 420, no one plans to legali... :eek: Damn!! you do have choice this year don't you :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Angie, Angie !?! :? Mitt may be tall, dark, handsome and rich, but remember he is running for president, not lover. :lmao:

Drew, a candidate that understands technology??? :lmao: :lmao: You are asking way too much from our politicians. :lmao:

db, and Sting too where ever you are, Sorry guys but Hilary is not running, however she is sending you a semi nude photo. :lmao:

Amanda, a non-sociopathic, pro-science, honest, intellectual candidate?!? :? I hate to be the bearer of bad news. :lmao: :hug:


I'll be voting for Mr Myxleplyx from the 6th dimension - the only logical choice
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Re: well this explains Obama getting elected

Postby Angela » 21 Jan 12, 12:00 pm

Jack Flash wrote:Angie, Angie !?! :? Mitt may be tall, dark, handsome and rich, but remember he is running for president, not lover. :lmao:


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You have two women living there; either of whom would have been happy to help you formulate an intelligent post.
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Re: well this explains Obama getting elected

Postby Jack Flash » 21 Jan 12, 12:57 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :hug:
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Re: well this explains Obama getting elected

Postby mugley » 21 Jan 12, 1:14 pm

Jack Flash wrote::lmao: :lmao: yeah that would explain it too

There is a better choice this year ;)


No cerina, it is not Newt Gingrich, and just because he looks like Benny Hill is not a good reason to vote for him. :lmao:

No mugley, I am not suggesting that you vote for Obama again this year. :lmao:

Sorry spod, we are not able to substitute British royalty for our politicians just yet. Although I don't feel that they could do any worse. :lmao:

Sorry Johno, Sean Connery is not on the ballot although you may cast a write-in vote. :lmao:

Sorry breeze, you must have some sort of ID, like a drivers license to vote. :eek: you have a drivers license!?! :lmao:

Sorry 420, no one plans to legali... :eek: Damn!! you do have choice this year don't you :lmao:

Angie, Angie !?! :? Mitt may be tall, dark, handsome and rich, but remember he is running for president, not lover. :lmao:

Drew, a candidate that understands technology??? :lmao: :lmao: You are asking way too much from our politicians. :lmao:

db, and Sting too where ever you are, Sorry guys but Hilary is not running, however she is sending you a semi nude photo. :lmao:

Amanda, a non-sociopathic, pro-science, honest, intellectual candidate?!? :? I hate to be the bearer of bad news. :lmao: :hug:


I'll be voting for Mr Myxleplyx from the 6th dimension - the only logical choice

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: but judging by Angie's post, even the women know I won't be voting for Obama :mrgreen:
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Re: well this explains Obama getting elected

Postby Jack Flash » 21 Jan 12, 1:53 pm

She might be - says she is undecided between Ron Paul or Obama.
Liked Huntsman but he is gone - hates Romney (may want to read the Angie description again)
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Re: well this explains Obama getting elected

Postby Lonestar » 21 Jan 12, 5:13 pm

Well, we know it won't be:

Herman "I Play More Holes Than Tiger Woods!" Cain; or
Michelle "Bat**** Crazy" Bachmann; or
Rick "I Wanna Poke Your Daughter" Perry.

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Re: well this explains Obama getting elected

Postby Don't Blink » 21 Jan 12, 5:31 pm

db, and Sting too where ever you are, Sorry guys but Hilary is not running, however she is sending you a semi nude photo

Which I will cover with glue and afix to your window facing inward
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Re: well this explains Obama getting elected

Postby cerina » 22 Jan 12, 9:18 pm

Angela wrote:
Jack Flash wrote:Angie, Angie !?! :? Mitt may be tall, dark, handsome and rich, but remember he is running for president, not lover. :lmao:


:razz:

You have two women living there; either of whom would have been happy to help you formulate an intelligent post.
But Noooooooooo


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Don't Blink wrote:
db, and Sting too where ever you are, Sorry guys but Hilary is not running, however she is sending you a semi nude photo

Which I will cover with glue and afix to your window facing inward


:lmao:
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