Nudity, Bad links, and spam

by **admin** » 06 Sep 04, 5:45 pm

Three simple rules

1. If you have posts involving nudity or mature subjects please post them in *Includes Nudity*. Nudity posted here will be removed.

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by **thetap** » 23 May 05, 2:00 pm

So is it expensive to register?

*ducks thrown objects*

by **messylaura** » 07 Jun 05, 2:04 pm

how much is it to see the "special" pics

by **Cooter-King** » 13 Jul 05, 12:40 pm

when is this free weekend?

its this weekend.

and how much does this free weekend cost?

well its free

hmm i see, but when is this free weekend, and how much do i have to pay?

by **Flight From Ashiya** » 13 Jul 05, 1:37 pm

I think that basically it's all free but you must register before any adult material can be viewed.
There are too many naughty boys who switch on their computers late at night;when they've said "Nighty-night" to Mummie & Daddums ;- then surf the most vile & hard-core images they can.(& go to School the next morning with a shocked expression on their faces - as well yawning).

Hey- I'm not describing myself - I am 40 years old !!!. :razz:

by **Maxie** » 13 Jul 05, 6:58 pm

Are you really in good shape ??

by **Don't Blink** » 14 Jul 05, 9:46 pm

Are You?

by **messylaura** » 18 Jul 05, 2:22 pm

Shape ? whats that?

by **Tripper** » 30 Jul 05, 8:23 am

'messylaura' can i ask what ur pic is? is it of you? i cant make it out

by **fat_bastard** » 30 Jul 05, 8:27 am

im confused, when i was young i went on rude sites when my parents went to bed, n it didnt do me any harm

by **Sting** » 30 Jul 05, 9:37 am

fat_bastard wrote:im confused, when i was young i went on rude sites when my parents went to bed, n it didnt do me any harm

How do you know?

by **fat_bastard** » 14 Aug 05, 1:21 pm

have we all been hit by Altseimers disease here?!
ur weirder than my mates from edimburugh on a night out!!
:angryfire:

by **Maria** » 09 Jan 06, 4:19 am

Cooter-King wrote:when is this free weekend?

its this weekend.

and how much does this free weekend cost?

well its free

hmm i see, but when is this free weekend, and how much do i have to pay?

I can't tell you how much this made me laugh. I never read this thread before. I just did for the time first, and mind you, it's 4:18 am, the world is sleeping and I am on my bed, laughing like mad woman. :lol:

(Thanks for the laugh)

by **messylaura** » 09 Jan 06, 8:05 am

Maria wrote:the world is sleeping and I am on my bed, laughing like mad woman.

Ya see, they make vibrators as quite as possible yet if they are any good the woman makes more noise than they ever would........ :roll:

by **messylaura** » 09 Jan 06, 8:10 am

admin wrote:If you have posts involving nudity or mature subjects please post them in *Includes Nudity* which can only be seen by members
We don't charge to become a member but you have to click on a statement agreeing that you are at least 18 to become a member.

"Which only MEMBERS can see"
now thats too funny :lol:

by **Khaizerex** » 09 Jan 06, 10:18 am

Not true entirely...

They can see the hotlinked images, I believe, just not the attached ones.

by **messylaura** » 11 Feb 06, 7:33 am

yeah i was taking the piss
besides, Where are you Khaizerex? miss you, :hug:

by **JuJuBe** » 26 Mar 06, 6:37 pm

Ya know why- I love this topic??

Because I very MUCH enjoy... sticky nudity!! :twisted:

yummmmm....

(*almost* as much as: sticky bitches, even!!!) :mrgreen:

by **Sir Fin** » 27 Apr 06, 3:23 pm

admin wrote:If you have posts involving nudity or mature subjects please post them in *Includes Nudity* which can only be seen by members

We don't charge to become a member but you have to click on a statement agreeing that you are at least 18 to become a member.

How much is that then?

by **outsidein** » 23 Aug 06, 8:01 am

Cooter-King wrote:when is this free weekend?

its this weekend.

and how much does this free weekend cost?

well its free

hmm i see, but when is this free weekend, and how much do i have to pay?

Well if this isn't a quote from the simpsons?