Ron Swanson
You are literally the most masculine man in the world. Things you like: wood-working, meat products, sex, mash liquor and privacy. Things you hate: crying, the color pink, gingerbread houses, hugs and intimate conversations about feelings.

but I'm helpful. I help Old ladies across the street, and give young women mustache rides anywhere they want to go.
...and there is a certain color pink that I like - but that's probably not going to help my case either

The hugging thing is not true. I'll hug anything with br...... awww screw it

think I'm just making things worse