And It’s Not Even Thanksgiving Yet

[Mozzie]

As a kid, my belief in Santa Claus was always challenged by wondering why he couldn’t just go through the front door. Not to mention my concern for the kids who didn’t have chimneys. But why would a guy who can fly around the world with millions of gifts in one night have to adhere to conventional entrances?

However, burglars should probably use a bit more common sense. One Atlanta afternoon, a man called 911 after hearing cries from his neighbor’s house. The police arrived to find a young man stuck in the chimney, apparently trying to rob the house. According to AJC, he had apparently been stuck there since 3 am the precious morning. I guess he could use some elf-training.

[cerina]

They walk among us. Or appear in our chimneys.