“It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!”

[Mozzie]

Is it just me, or has technology grown to be the most important thing EVER to exist? Today, you can’t even buy a pencil sharpener that doesn’t enable you to update your Facebook status from it. Phones, of course, have become an even bigger problem. Check out UPI for even more details.

An Oregon man, after robbing a house, decided to stay a little longer and take the liberty of using the family’s shower. When the owners of the house came home, the bathing criminal freaked out. He called the police, scared that the owners might have a gun with them. Yeah, you read that right. The ROBBER is scared of the VICTIMS. The dial-happy victim was obviously arrested, and on charges of first-degree criminal trespass. Oh well, at least he’s clean. But probably only in terms of dirt.

[cerina]

In the US, I would say that was probably his best action.