Down The Toilet…With the Rest of Your Criminal Career

[Mozzie]

Germs…yuck. Although I’m sure you’re not the kind of person who shrieks themselves into some kind of unconscious state of perpetual shock when your friend horks down a potato chip that he dropped on the kitchen floor about three and a half seconds ago, you’ve gotta agree that a few events still deserve a bit of Ew Cred.

UPI may have one of the germiest criminal stories yet. A middle-aged man in Florida has just been arrested for robbing a house AND boat, almost solely on one important piece of evidence. A palm print had been traced to him. And guess what? The print was found by police…on the victims’ home’s toilet seat. Honestly, some things just DON’T need an explanation…