100 year old prostitute still going strong

[Don't Blink]

100 year old prostitute still going strong


http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/01/100 ... ng-strong/


Doris admits that due to her advanced age, the market she caters for is somewhat niche. “For men who are almost into necrophilia but not quite” say her ads on Maltapark. “Oh yes, I’m very web savvy,” she says.

[mugley]

I'm scared to open it, there might be pictures

[Jack Flash]

that's amazing

Mugley I'll pay, but you have to tell us how it went

[Don't Blink]

I'll go in half to help mugley


Just hope she doesn't wear him out or give him a heart attack




Maybe we could get a two for deal and get lonestar layed too

[mugley]

Jack, DB, connect the dots

[Don't Blink]

where are my manners ?

Napper, johno, and you other guys I didn't mean to leave you out - sorry


Here, I'll start a sign up list - just add your name

1. DB
2. Mugley
3. DB
4. Lonestar
5. DB
6. Johno
7.

[mugley]

I see why you posted that link now, you're her pimp

[Jack Flash]

:lmao:



where are my manners ?

Napper, johno, and you other guys I didn't mean to leave you out - sorry


Here, I'll start a sign up list - just add your name

1. db
2. db
3. db
4.
5.
6.
7.

Ya'll better hurry the first three slots are already filled


Edit* reread the story - I think it's a made up story, and this paper is the Maltese equivalent of The Onion

[cerina]

:lmao:



where are my manners ?

Napper, johno, and you other guys I didn't mean to leave you out - sorry


Here, I'll start a sign up list - just add your name

1. DB
2. Mugley
3. DB
4. Lonestar
5. DB
6. Johno
7.

It looks as if DB is being a bit greedy.

[Don't Blink]

maybe I should of left out the list

[Lonestar]

I like mature women, but I may have to think about this.

And yeah, I'm thinking spoof as well.