Artist wins grant - to look at women's bums

[wassup]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2505110/Bottoms-up-for-winning-artist.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News


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I like big grants and I can not lie
You other post-docs can't deny
That when a sponsor walks in with a stupid-ass proposal
A fat wallet at your disposal
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that purse was stuffed
Full of the cash you're needing
I'm hooked and I can't stop spending

Baby's got cash
Baby's got cash
Little in tha middle but she got big backers

[mid_nite_poet]

A CHEEKY artist

How appropriate...

[cerina]

I could have understood it better if it had been a man applying.

[Napper]

I'll do it for half.

[cerina]

Tell the truth, Napper. You'd pay them.

[Napper]

This is also true.

[Jack Flash]

This is also true.

Hmm

Napper I have a proposal for an art project that needs funding

[Napper]

Hmm

Napper I have a proposal for an art project that needs funding

Bums and boobs only.......



............minus expenses.

[Jack Flash]

Of course Of course


But I have expens.... er.. we will need only the best quality models for this art project if it is to we truly world class

[Napper]

Of course Of course


But I have expens.... er.. we will need only the best quality models for this art project if it is to we truly world class

No problems.

I know one who lives in Sussex..................and does really good nurse impressions.

[cerina]

Who is that? Do I know her?

[Spirit of Desire]

Hey!!

Im not bad at art!

I wonder if anyone has done breasts yet??

[cerina]

Nobody's done ... I think I'll back out slowly while I can.

[Jack Flash]

Of course Of course


But I have expens.... er.. we will need only the best quality models for this art project if it is to we truly world class

No problems.

I know one who lives in Sussex..................and does really good nurse impressions.

Do you think Sussex by the Sea would be convincing enough to pass for a nurse?

I guess if we get her some books she could bone up on the subject

Hey!! I wonder if anyone has done breasts yet??

Not yet but I'm working on an idea too

In order to draw a breast emoticon with real feeling I need to travel the world experiencing the real thing. I'm working on my grant proposal now.

[Napper]

Do you think Sussex by the Sea would be convincing enough to pass for a nurse?

Oh yes. She has been fully qualified for many years.

Proof:



Copy obtained from the British Museum (Historical Records Dept.)







And I'm told that there is nothing she likes better than a good bit of boning up.

[admin]

many years you say


Beware that woman,
Blind to the magic,
And deaf to the melody,
Snarl'd at and cursed me.
A demon vext me,
The light retreated,
The landskip darken'd,
The melody deaden'd,
The Master whisper'd
Her monthly hath arriv'd


You know I think Merlin did know her

[cerina]

Hey you lot!!! Napper has seen my credentials.

[Jack Flash]

Do you think Sussex by the Sea would be convincing enough to pass for a nurse?

Oh yes. She has been fully qualified for many years.

Proof:



Copy obtained from the British Museum (Historical Records Dept.)







And I'm told that there is nothing she likes better than a good bit of boning up.

I see.

She may know how to mix eye of newt, toe of frog, and fairy locks; but will she be able to convince anyone that she knows anything about modern medicine.


They other day she tried to show a casting agent a degree from Dirtz-Napp online school of medicine imagine that

[cerina]

It worked. Have you checked the prescription you picked up the other day?

[Jack Flash]

It worked. Have you checked the prescription you picked up the other day?

While I am grateful to you for calling in a prescription for high blood pressure, I regret to inform you that the druggist refused to fill it.

He said they haven't stocked leeches since his great grandfather ran the pharmacy




However he did direct me to another firm named Dewey, Cheatum and Howe. I'm not sure what lawyers know about medicine

[cerina]

Your pharmacist was wrong ... they are using leeches and maggots again. I'm just so far ahead of modern technology.

[Lonestar]

...Sue Williams was given the cash to "explore cultural attitudes towards female buttocks."

She will create plaster cast moulds of women's behinds to try to understand their place in contemporary culture...

Seems like a lot of work, when the answer is right at hand, so to speak. Just ask any male.

Where do you think the phrase, "tappin' that ass" came from?