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police summoned over forgotten vibrator

Postby Don't Blink » 06 Mar 10, 10:59 pm

"Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour."

Police then "wished her a nice evening and left".


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100305/od ... sexoffbeat


Just know this has to involve one of the fine ladies on the forum :lmao:
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Re: police summoned over forgotten vibrator

Postby mugley » 07 Mar 10, 1:24 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: police summoned over forgotten vibrator

Postby cerina » 07 Mar 10, 8:04 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I wonder which one she uses if it makes that much noise. :lmao:
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Re: police summoned over forgotten vibrator

Postby Dennisq » 07 Mar 10, 10:38 am

A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday.


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