by mid_nite_poet » 24 Dec 05, 8:46 pm
Golf Ace Terry Griffiths blundered and put his best golfing gear next to the day's garbage that was waiting for pickup. Of course, the gear was hauled off with the trash. Not being allowed to search the garbage truck, he had to follow it until it got to the dump to be emptied. Then, wearing a protective suit and gloves he sorted through tons of filthy rubbish, amongst rats and seagulls, until he found his golf bag. BTW, the truck driver's name was also Terry Griffiths.
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