A-Z of Annoyances

[fat_bastard]

Here be the small things that really really piss me off.
It will be added to over time.


A

Animal rights protesters.
Yes pouring washing up liquid in a monkey's eye is wrong, but then again so is digging up an ex animal testers grave and defiling the body in the name of 'all things right'. Dont worry, im sure the big metal cages you'll live in for the next 6 years wont be regularly filled with gas.

B

B&Q
"We're gonna rock down to, the local B&Q, to get absolutely everything but the paint roller we came in for."
Dont even bother asking for assistance, they'll lead you through the whole store before turning around in the fucking plumbing section and saying they cant find it, but they used to have loads.


C

Christians, heavy
"Sex is wrong! Free thinking is the work of the devil! Children who dont beleive in god are evil, and should not mix with mine! My kids shall not learn about any other filthy religeons! Christianity is the true religeon! 9/11 was the work of god punishing the sinners! People should repress their emotions, fear is the work of satan! Everyone who watches the Da Vinci Code shall go to hell! The simpsons make a mockery of the Church! That sting ray was the revenge of god for playing with satans serpents!"
Apparently descriminating against everything and everyone that isnt Christian approved with shameless ruthlessness and disregard for peoples feelings is going to get them into 'heaven'.

D


E


F

Food experts.
Fuck you and your mung beans, I'd rather enjoy my food and die young than eat rabbit food and live long enough to have bladder weakness and someones elses teeth.
No, french dressing doesnt make salads taste nice, it just makes you wish all the flavour meant you were eating something more substantial.

G

Germs, media hype about.
Every year we get a "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE A SLOW AGONISING DEATH IN THE HANDS OF A MICRO-ORGANISM" story, and every year it amounts to nothing. Wanna know why? Because the news stations enjoy getting exited about facing the apolcolypse. A few birds drop from the sky from choking on their strepsels and suddenly the whole world is in panic. How many people died from this new black death? Probably about 4. But of course "IT COULD BE YOOOOU!"

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M

Mc Donalds
When I think Mc Donalds I think greasy teenagers cooking equally greasy burgers to fill my greasy stomach with greasy goodness that lasts till tea time. Not a nice healthy ceaser salad and chargrilled chicken on a bed of more disturbingly perfect vegetables.
Dont be pussies Mc D, we all know the only reason people go to your shit hole is because the kids want some msg and after a long day at the zoo its a treat, and they certainly wont be choosing the healthy option. You can rely on grease monkeys like me to keep your multinational corperation afloat, its not like a few spotty health fanatics in England will boycot your huge restaurant chain will they?
And clean the toilets with something more than a damp bit of bog roll for fucks sake.

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S
Spicy food.
Remind me again why having my tounge burning so much i cant taste my curry is pleasant? Chilli was supposed to burn your mouth out so twats like you dont try to eat it.

Spam
If this happened in the real world im sure there'd be a law against it. Imagine, walking down the street only to have 4 men surround you, shouting prepositions like "How would you like to produce more cum than a whale?", "I can get you a cock extender for 3 dollars if you go to my warehouse", "Would you like a body spray that smells like a gorilla's armpit? I swear it attracts all the women.". You open your mouth to tell them to fuck off only to find yourself coughing because they've given you a virus.
The twat who sends me spam with such prepositions should be fired out of a cannon into Bill Gate's ass.
One question, how big would my balls swell before I'd be capable of shooting that much man milk?


T

Talent shows, local.
Where in the dictionary, is the word 'talent' defined as balancing 6 eggs on various parts of your body? Is the world crying out for people who can put their head through their legs? Are Religeous leaders everywhere praying for more people who can eat 15 raw onions in under a minute? No. Creating a safe and cheap way to dispose of nuclear waste is talent, being able to speak 15 different languages is talent, finding the solution to hospital underfunding is talent, being able to do something completely disgusting yet mildly amusing is not talent.

U


V


W
Weather, the, people complaining about.
"Hasnt it been raining for a long time? I wish we had some sun."
"Oh yes some sun would be bloody lovely."
"Oh fuck its too hot, I hope it rains soon."
"Yeah me too, I wish we just had some cloud occasionally."
........."Crap weather isnt it?"

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[cerina]

Interesting list, FB. If I didn't have to go to work tonight I might have time to add a few of my own

[Lynniescot]

FB> I could finish that list. LOL

[Flight From Ashiya]

..................& ABBA fans,FB;......you forgot to mention ABBA fans!!!.

[Napper]

..................& ABBA fans,FB;......you forgot to mention ABBA fans!!!.

Whaddya mean???

[Lonestar]

...& ABBA fans, FB...you forgot to mention ABBA fans!!!.

Whaddya mean???

Hey!  I happen to like Agnetha and Annifrid!

Honestly, when I first saw "B&Q" above, I thought it was "BBQ."  And then I read something about a paint-roller and thought, "WTF?"

[Dirtzinert]

Here be the small things that really really piss me off.
It will be added to over time.


A

Animal rights protesters.
Yes pouring washing up liquid in a monkey's eye is wrong, but then again so is digging up an ex animal testers grave and defiling the body in the name of 'all things right'. Dont worry, im sure the big metal cages you'll live in for the next 6 years wont be regularly filled with gas.

B

B&Q
"We're gonna rock down to, the local B&Q, to get absolutely everything but the paint roller we came in for."
Dont even bother asking for assistance, they'll lead you through the whole store before turning around in the fucking plumbing section and saying they cant find it, but they used to have loads.


C

Christians, heavy
"Sex is wrong! Free thinking is the work of the devil! Children who dont beleive in god are evil, and should not mix with mine! My kids shall not learn about any other filthy religeons! Christianity is the true religeon! 9/11 was the work of god punishing the sinners! People should repress their emotions, fear is the work of satan! Everyone who watches the Da Vinci Code shall go to hell! The simpsons make a mockery of the Church! That sting ray was the revenge of god for playing with satans serpents!"
Apparently descriminating against everything and everyone that isnt Christian approved with shameless ruthlessness and disregard for peoples feelings is going to get them into 'heaven'.

D


E


F

Food experts.
Fuck you and your mung beans, I'd rather enjoy my food and die young than eat rabbit food and live long enough to have bladder weakness and someones elses teeth.
No, french dressing doesnt make salads taste nice, it just makes you wish all the flavour meant you were eating something more substantial.

G

Germs, media hype about.
Every year we get a "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE A SLOW AGONISING DEATH IN THE HANDS OF A MICRO-ORGANISM" story, and every year it amounts to nothing. Wanna know why? Because the news stations enjoy getting exited about facing the apolcolypse. A few birds drop from the sky from choking on their strepsels and suddenly the whole world is in panic. How many people died from this new black death? Probably about 4. But of course "IT COULD BE YOOOOU!"

H


I


J


K


L


M

Mc Donalds
When I think Mc Donalds I think greasy teenagers cooking equally greasy burgers to fill my greasy stomach with greasy goodness that lasts till tea time. Not a nice healthy ceaser salad and chargrilled chicken on a bed of more disturbingly perfect vegetables.
Dont be pussies Mc D, we all know the only reason people go to your shit hole is because the kids want some msg and after a long day at the zoo its a treat, and they certainly wont be choosing the healthy option. You can rely on grease monkeys like me to keep your multinational corperation afloat, its not like a few spotty health fanatics in England will boycot your huge restaurant chain will they?
And clean the toilets with something more than a damp bit of bog roll for fucks sake.

N


O


P


Q


R


S
Spicy food.
Remind me again why having my tounge burning so much i cant taste my curry is pleasant? Chilli was supposed to burn your mouth out so twats like you dont try to eat it.

Spam
If this happened in the real world im sure there'd be a law against it. Imagine, walking down the street only to have 4 men surround you, shouting prepositions like "How would you like to produce more cum than a whale?", "I can get you a cock extender for 3 dollars if you go to my warehouse", "Would you like a body spray that smells like a gorilla's armpit? I swear it attracts all the women.". You open your mouth to tell them to fuck off only to find yourself coughing because they've given you a virus.
The twat who sends me spam with such prepositions should be fired out of a cannon into Bill Gate's ass.
One question, how big would my balls swell before I'd be capable of shooting that much man milk?


T

Talent shows, local.
Where in the dictionary, is the word 'talent' defined as balancing 6 eggs on various parts of your body? Is the world crying out for people who can put their head through their legs? Are Religeous leaders everywhere praying for more people who can eat 15 raw onions in under a minute? No. Creating a safe and cheap way to dispose of nuclear waste is talent, being able to speak 15 different languages is talent, finding the solution to hospital underfunding is talent, being able to do something completely disgusting yet mildly amusing is not talent.

Television Ads.
I thought there was a law about how many of minutes per hour, the network could run commercials.  An ad comes on, you jump up and run like hell to the kitchen for a cold beer...when you get back the commercial is over, they have shown 2 minutes of the program and another fuckin commercial is back on!    Oh yeah, and some semi beautiful girl tearing down a mountain side, on a wet highway, at night...is gonna make me go out and buy a new Buick.


U


V


W
Weather, the, people complaining about.
"Hasnt it been raining for a long time? I wish we had some sun."
"Oh yes some sun would be bloody lovely."
"Oh fuck its too hot, I hope it rains soon."
"Yeah me too, I wish we just had some cloud occasionally."
........."Crap weather isnt it?"

X


Y


Z

[Flight From Ashiya]

Okay,okay.......We all like ABBA,  especially me!!!.

                "Thankyou for the music"...................

                 

[Napper]

Here be the small things that really really piss me off.
It will be added to over time.


A

Animal rights protesters.
Yes pouring washing up liquid in a monkey's eye is wrong, but then again so is digging up an ex animal testers grave and defiling the body in the name of 'all things right'. Don't worry, I'm sure the big metal cages you'll live in for the next 6 years won't be regularly filled with gas.

B

B&Q
"We're gonna rock down to, the local B&Q, to get absolutely everything but the paint roller we came in for."
Don't even bother asking for assistance, they'll lead you through the whole store before turning around in the fucking plumbing section and saying they can't find it, but they used to have loads.


C

Christians, heavy
"Sex is wrong! Free thinking is the work of the devil! Children who dont believe in God are evil, and should not mix with mine! My kids shall not learn about any other filthy religions! Christianity is the true religion! 9/11 was the work of God punishing the sinners! People should repress their emotions, fear is the work of Satan! Everyone who watches the Da Vinci Code shall go to hell! The Simpsons make a mockery of the Church! That sting ray was the revenge of God for playing with Satan's serpents!"
Apparently descriminating against everything and everyone that isn't Christian approved with shameless ruthlessness and disregard for people's feelings is going to get them into 'heaven'.

D


E


F

Food experts.
Fuck you and your mung beans, I'd rather enjoy my food and die young than eat rabbit food and live long enough to have bladder weakness and someone else’s teeth.
No, french dressing doesn't make salads taste nice, it just makes you wish all the flavour meant you were eating something more substantial.

G

Grammar, Bad.

Call me old fashioned but I can't stand bad grammar. A misplaced apostrophe here, an I before E after C there and general bad spelling.
Most of the time I read it and tut quietly to myself, other times I speak out and am usually vilified by the guilty party/parties concerned who lamely justify their atrocious spelling as being unimportant as long as the meaning is conveyed.
Oh yes? Well you'd better hope I never have to prepare a progress report on you because you won't be getting that certificate or accreditation or whatever if you can't spell.
Grrrr.....

Germs, media hype about.
Every year we get a "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE A SLOW AGONISING DEATH IN THE HANDS OF A MICRO-ORGANISM" story, and every year it amounts to nothing. Wanna know why? Because the news stations enjoy getting exited about facing the apocalypse. A few birds drop from the sky from choking on their strepsels and suddenly the whole world is in panic. How many people died from this new black death? Probably about 4. But of course "IT COULD BE YOOOOU!"

H


I


J


K


L


M

Mc Donalds
When I think Mc Donald's I think greasy teenagers cooking equally greasy burgers to fill my greasy stomach with greasy goodness that lasts till tea time. Not a nice healthy Caesar salad and chargrilled chicken on a bed of more disturbingly perfect vegetables.
Don't be pussies Mc D, we all know the only reason people go to your shit hole is because the kids want some msg and after a long day at the zoo it's a treat, and they certainly won't be choosing the healthy option. You can rely on grease monkeys like me to keep your multinational corporation afloat, it's not like a few spotty health fanatics in England will boycott your huge restaurant chain will they?And clean the toilets with something more than a damp bit of bog roll for fuck sake.

N


O


P


Q


R


S
Spicy food.
Remind me again why having my tongue burning so much I can't taste my curry is pleasant? Chilli was supposed to burn your mouth out so twats like you don't try to eat it.

Spam
If this happened in the real world I'm sure there'd be a law against it. Imagine, walking down the street only to have 4 men surround you, shouting propositions like "How would you like to produce more cum than a whale?", "I can get you a cock extender for 3 dollars if you go to my warehouse", "Would you like a body spray that smells like a gorilla's armpit? I swear it attracts all the women.". You open your mouth to tell them to fuck off only to find yourself coughing because they've given you a virus.
The twat who sends me spam with such propositions should be fired out of a cannon into Bill Gates' ass.
One question, how big would my balls swell before I'd be capable of shooting that much man milk?


T

Talent shows, local.
Where in the dictionary, is the word 'talent' defined as balancing 6 eggs on various parts of your body? Is the world crying out for people who can put their head through their legs? Are religious leaders everywhere praying for more people who can eat 15 raw onions in under a minute? No. Creating a safe and cheap way to dispose of nuclear waste is talent, being able to speak 15 different languages is talent, finding the solution to hospital underfunding is talent, being able to do something completely disgusting yet mildly amusing is not talent.

U


V


W
Weather, the, people complaining about.
"Hasn't it been raining for a long time? I wish we had some sun."
"Oh yes some sun would be bloody lovely."
"Oh fuck its too hot, I hope it rains soon."
"Yeah me too, I wish we just had some cloud occasionally."
........."Crap weather isn't it?"

X


Y


Z

There's my addition.

Vive la Post Police!!

[Dirtzinert]

 Well you'd better hope I never have to prepare a progress report on you because you won't be getting that certificate or accreditation or whatever if you can't spell.
Grrrr.....

Take a deep breath Napper, people who can't spell, or won't spell, don't know what "accreditation" means anyway, so they will probably never ask you for one...


If they do, just look thoughtful for a minute, then say "sure, I'll be happy to...how do you spell accreditation?".

[cerina]

 Napper

[fat_bastard]

*puts a pillow over nappers face*  

[cerina]

*puts a pillow over napper's face*  

[thetap]

I like this thread

[cerina]

Here be the small things that really really piss me off.
It will be added to over time.


A

Animal rights protesters.
Yes, pouring washing up liquid in a monkey's eye is wrong, but then again so is digging up an ex-animal tester's grave and defiling the body in the name of 'all things right'. Don't worry, I'm sure the big metal cages you'll live in for the next 6 years won't be regularly filled with gas.

B

B&Q
"We're gonna rock down to, the local B&Q, to get absolutely everything but the paint roller we came in for."
Don't even bother asking for assistance, they'll lead you through the whole store before turning around in the fucking plumbing section and saying they can't find it, but they used to have loads.


C

Christians, heavy
"Sex is wrong! Free thinking is the work of the devil! Children who don't believe in God are evil, and should not mix with mine! My kids shall not learn about any other filthy religions! Christianity is the true religion! 9/11 was the work of God punishing the sinners! People should repress their emotions, fear is the work of Satan! Everyone who watches the Da Vinci Code shall go to hell! The Simpsons make a mockery of the Church! That sting ray was the revenge of God for playing with Satan's serpents!"
Apparently discriminating against everything and everyone that isn't Christian approved with shameless ruthlessness and disregard for people's feelings is going to get them into 'heaven'.

D


E


F

Food experts.
Fuck you and your mung beans, I'd rather enjoy my food and die young than eat rabbit food and live long enough to have bladder weakness and someone else’s teeth.
No, french dressing doesn't make salads taste nice, it just makes you wish all the flavour meant you were eating something more substantial.

G

Grammar, Bad.

Call me old fashioned but I can't stand bad grammar. A misplaced apostrophe here, an I before E after C there and general bad spelling.
Most of the time I read it and tut quietly to myself, other times I speak out and am usually vilified by the guilty party/parties concerned who lamely justify their atrocious spelling as being unimportant as long as the meaning is conveyed.
Oh yes? Well you'd better hope I never have to prepare a progress report on you because you won't be getting that certificate or accreditation or whatever if you can't spell.
Grrrr.....

Germs, media hype about.
Every year we get a "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE A SLOW AGONISING DEATH IN THE HANDS OF A MICRO-ORGANISM" story, and every year it amounts to nothing. Wanna know why? Because the news stations enjoy getting exited about facing the apocalypse. A few birds drop from the sky from choking on their strepsels and suddenly the whole world is in panic. How many people died from this new black death? Probably about 4. But of course "IT COULD BE YOOOOU!"

H


I


J


K


L


M

Mc Donalds
When I think Mc Donald's I think greasy teenagers cooking equally greasy burgers to fill my greasy stomach with greasy goodness that lasts till tea time. Not a nice healthy Caesar salad and chargrilled chicken on a bed of more disturbingly perfect vegetables.
Don't be pussies Mc D, we all know the only reason people go to your shit hole is because the kids want some msg and after a long day at the zoo it's a treat, and they certainly won't be choosing the healthy option. You can rely on grease monkeys like me to keep your multinational corporation afloat, it's not like a few spotty health fanatics in England will boycott your huge restaurant chain will they?And clean the toilets with something more than a damp bit of bog roll for fuck sake.

N


O


P


Q


R


S
Spicy food.
Remind me again why having my tongue burning so much I can't taste my curry is pleasant? Chilli was supposed to burn your mouth out so twats like you don't try to eat it.

Spam
If this happened in the real world I'm sure there'd be a law against it. Imagine, walking down the street only to have 4 men surround you, shouting propositions like "How would you like to produce more cum than a whale?", "I can get you a cock extender for 3 dollars if you go to my warehouse", "Would you like a body spray that smells like a gorilla's armpit? I swear it attracts all the women.". You open your mouth to tell them to fuck off only to find yourself coughing because they've given you a virus.
The twat who sends me spam with such propositions should be fired out of a cannon into Bill Gates' ass.
One question, how big would my balls swell before I'd be capable of shooting that much man milk?


T

Talent shows, local.
Where in the dictionary, is the word 'talent' defined as balancing 6 eggs on various parts of your body? Is the world crying out for people who can put their head through their legs? Are religious leaders everywhere praying for more people who can eat 15 raw onions in under a minute? No. Creating a safe and cheap way to dispose of nuclear waste is talent, being able to speak 15 different languages is talent, finding the solution to hospital underfunding is talent, being able to do something completely disgusting yet mildly amusing is not talent.

U


V


W
Weather, the, people complaining about.
"Hasn't it been raining for a long time? I wish we had some sun."
"Oh yes some sun would be bloody lovely."
"Oh fuck its too hot, I hope it rains soon."
"Yeah me too, I wish we just had some cloud occasionally."
........."Crap weather isn't it?"

X


Y


Z

There's my addition.

Vive la Post Police!!

Being a bit of a pedant myself when it comes to spelling and grammar, I thought I point out just a couple you missed, Napper  

[Napper]

Not at all old chap! Considering the time of night it was and the fact that I'd been on the puter since 5pm converting a VHS video to DVD, I'm surprised I didn't miss more!

Well spotted. Tick. Gold Star. Ex.

[Flight From Ashiya]

converting a VHS video to DVD

          -Me too! - You can't beat those old 1980's 'Electric Blue Videos'.

[Napper]

I'm sure I don't know what you mean!

Are these instructional videos telling you how to rewire your house?

[Flight From Ashiya]

..............A nod's as good as a wink!.

[Napper]

:laughingup:

..............A nod's as good as a wink!.

I'm sure it is. In the right circumstances. And with understanding from all parties concerned as to the implication or intention of said nod.....or wink, as the case may be.

Unless, of course, you happen to have an unfortunate nervous tic..........

[fat_bastard]

Here be the small things that really really piss me off.
It will be added to over time.


A

Animal rights protesters.
Yes pouring washing up liquid in a monkey's eye is wrong, but then again so is digging up an ex animal testers grave and defiling the body in the name of 'all things right'. Don't worry, I'm sure the big metal cages you'll live in for the next 6 years won't be regularly filled with gas.

B

B&Q
"We're gonna rock down to, the local B&Q, to get absolutely everything but the paint roller we came in for."
Don't even bother asking for assistance, they'll lead you through the whole store before turning around in the fucking plumbing section and saying they can't find it, but they used to have loads.


C

Christians, heavy
"Sex is wrong! Free thinking is the work of the devil! Children who dont believe in God are evil, and should not mix with mine! My kids shall not learn about any other filthy religions! Christianity is the true religion! 9/11 was the work of God punishing the sinners! People should repress their emotions, fear is the work of Satan! Everyone who watches the Da Vinci Code shall go to hell! The Simpsons make a mockery of the Church! That sting ray was the revenge of God for playing with Satan's serpents!"
Apparently descriminating against everything and everyone that isn't Christian approved with shameless ruthlessness and disregard for people's feelings is going to get them into 'heaven'.

D


E


F

Food experts.
Fuck you and your mung beans, I'd rather enjoy my food and die young than eat rabbit food and live long enough to have bladder weakness and someone else’s teeth.
No, french dressing doesn't make salads taste nice, it just makes you wish all the flavour meant you were eating something more substantial.

G

Grammar, Bad.

Call me old fashioned but I can't stand bad grammar. A misplaced apostrophe here, an I before E after C there and general bad spelling.
Most of the time I read it and tut quietly to myself, other times I speak out and am usually vilified by the guilty party/parties concerned who lamely justify their atrocious spelling as being unimportant as long as the meaning is conveyed.
Oh yes? Well you'd better hope I never have to prepare a progress report on you because you won't be getting that certificate or accreditation or whatever if you can't spell.
Grrrr.....

Germs, media hype about.
Every year we get a "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE A SLOW AGONISING DEATH IN THE HANDS OF A MICRO-ORGANISM" story, and every year it amounts to nothing. Wanna know why? Because the news stations enjoy getting exited about facing the apocalypse. A few birds drop from the sky from choking on their strepsels and suddenly the whole world is in panic. How many people died from this new black death? Probably about 4. But of course "IT COULD BE YOOOOU!"

H


I


J


K


L


M

Mc Donalds
When I think Mc Donald's I think greasy teenagers cooking equally greasy burgers to fill my greasy stomach with greasy goodness that lasts till tea time. Not a nice healthy Caesar salad and chargrilled chicken on a bed of more disturbingly perfect vegetables.
Don't be pussies Mc D, we all know the only reason people go to your shit hole is because the kids want some msg and after a long day at the zoo it's a treat, and they certainly won't be choosing the healthy option. You can rely on grease monkeys like me to keep your multinational corporation afloat, it's not like a few spotty health fanatics in England will boycott your huge restaurant chain will they?And clean the toilets with something more than a damp bit of bog roll for fuck sake.

N


O


P


Q


R


S
Spicy food.
Remind me again why having my tongue burning so much I can't taste my curry is pleasant? Chilli was supposed to burn your mouth out so twats like you don't try to eat it.

Spam
If this happened in the real world I'm sure there'd be a law against it. Imagine, walking down the street only to have 4 men surround you, shouting propositions like "How would you like to produce more cum than a whale?", "I can get you a cock extender for 3 dollars if you go to my warehouse", "Would you like a body spray that smells like a gorilla's armpit? I swear it attracts all the women.". You open your mouth to tell them to fuck off only to find yourself coughing because they've given you a virus.
The twat who sends me spam with such propositions should be fired out of a cannon into Bill Gates' ass.
One question, how big would my balls swell before I'd be capable of shooting that much man milk?


T

Talent shows, local.
Where in the dictionary, is the word 'talent' defined as balancing 6 eggs on various parts of your body? Is the world crying out for people who can put their head through their legs? Are religious leaders everywhere praying for more people who can eat 15 raw onions in under a minute? No. Creating a safe and cheap way to dispose of nuclear waste is talent, being able to speak 15 different languages is talent, finding the solution to hospital underfunding is talent, being able to do something completely disgusting yet mildly amusing is not talent.

U


V


W
Weather, the, people complaining about.
"Hasn't it been raining for a long time? I wish we had some sun."
"Oh yes some sun would be bloody lovely."
"Oh fuck its too hot, I hope it rains soon."
"Yeah me too, I wish we just had some cloud occasionally."
........."Crap weather isn't it?"

X


Y


Z

There's my addition.

Vive la Post Police!!

People who waste their time picking out spelling and grammar mistakes in a weak attempt to sound superior.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, this is a lie.
For there is a new scum bubbling up from the rich pool of humour, picking out peoples spelling and grammar mistakes.
This isnt clever or funny, and deep down you know it.
Instead of accepting good humour for what it is, some losers perfer to go through a paragraph and point out all that is wrong with it.
In the end, only they lose out, as they waste a good 10 minutes of their life needlessly picking out problems, when they could have spent 3 minutes reading and laughing along.
Nobody appreciates grammar nazi's, amusing though it is, the sad reality is that these people are incapable of responding in a clever manner, and so resort to lowering the steaks.
These people are doomed to an eternity of scoping for mistakes in the desperate hope that someone will hear thier insignificant calls and give a shit about their opinion as they cash in their cheques from the book they sold.
We must pray for these people.

[mid_nite_poet]

Well said FB....

[fat_bastard]

Danm smartasses trying to muscle in on my work.  

[Napper]

Well, that's us been told.

Y'see being, as Cerina said, the pedants that we are when it comes to

spelling and grammar we could probably take your last diatribe and pick

holes in that too, and many holes there are for the picking. But I'll resist. Maybe.

It's just that Cerina and I, being of a certain age, were taught how to spell

and use proper grammar and punctuation. Our knuckles still bear the

marks administered by Miss Brown's 12" wooden "Helix" school ruler as

punishment for the wayward apostrophe or lack thereof, putting I before E

after C or using the word "steaks" when we ought to have used "stakes".  :mrgreen:

So, do I feel roundly scolded and put in my place by this stamping of

feet and petting of the lip?

Umm, no. Simply because the aforementioned diatribe is the stock reply

one gets these days from people who think it just doesn't matter.

Try telling that to the guy who just turned you down for that job.

Butt enough off this speling malarky. Im off too see what humerus thing's have been writ elsewere in the forum.