Teenage poet struggles writing Valintines poem

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Teenage poet struggles writing Valintines poem

Postby mugley » 14 Feb 17, 12:52 pm

14-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan is struggling to articulate his penis-based feelings in a Valentine’s card.

Logan said: “The girl I like is in the sixth form, so as an older sophisticated lady I thought she’d appreciate a well-crafted piece of romantic verse.

“We did Coleridge and Keats in English so I know about poetry.

“In fact I was channeling Wordsworth when I wrote the opening line about how ‘Your twilight eyes give me a boner’.

“But I can’t think how to follow it except ‘But I am a weird loner’ which feels wrong.

“Romance is exhausting.”
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Re: Teenage poet struggles writing Valintines poem

Postby Don't Blink » 15 Feb 17, 7:42 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Teenage poet struggles writing Valintines poem

Postby Jack Flash » 16 Feb 17, 10:25 am

awkward years :lmao: :lmao:
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