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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 04 Jul 11, 4:20 pm

..annnd

Maputo Street, off Abidjan Street,
Wuse Zone 3,P.M.B. 130, Garki,
Abuja, Nigeria.
Legal Processes For Remitting the Sum Of: S$8,500.000.00
RE: ENSURING SMOOTH SUCCESS IN THIS TRANSACTION.
EMAIL US BACK.--- united1988@live.c o m
Dear beneficiary ,
Good day. Firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified mail/Post-mail. This is due to the urgency and importance of the information which we have received. I'm the personal secretary to the new Minister of Foreign Affairs and was directed by the Honorable Minister, to urgently confirm from you if actually you know one Mrs. Cynthia Edward who claims to be your business associate/partner here in Nigeria.

The said Mrs. Cynthia Edward is claiming to this office that you are dead and have Instructed that all relevant documentation/Information’s regarding your Payment/Transfer, be changed to her as the beneficiary of the payment short-listed among the foreign beneficiaries entitled to receive entitlements owed to them, by the Federal Republic of Nigeria. For your Information, this Government has approved the total amount of US$8.5M (EIGHT MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) ONLY, in your favor, prior to the federal Government instructions/mandate to offset all outstanding payments to the various legal foreign beneficiaries around the world and your payment file was affected. We need to confirm from you if it's really true that you are dead as made mention by your Associate.

You should note that, If we do not hear from you, it automatically means that you are actually dead and the information passed to us by Mrs. Cynthia Edward is correct. Hence, you are hereby requested to reply this mail immediately for confirmation, before we proceed with this payment and for us to know the true position of things with you so that we won't make any mistakes/errors in remitting your out-standing payment to a wrong person/account.

Lastly, you are advice to reconfirm the details of this message and get back immediately with these information's below so as to enable us cross check it with the one we have and to ensure that no mistake is been made and that you are still very much alive:

Your Full name.................
Your Telephone and Fax Numbers.......................
Your Age & Occupation.....................................
Your Office or Home Address............................
An attached Copy of your ID CARD.......................
Sex...........................Marital Status...........................

Note: This information's must be provided for reconfirmation to enable us make payment to you, hence, your funds will be remit/wire into her account.Your quick response will help this ministry a lot.

Best Regards.
Pastor Mrs Cecilia Parker
Secretary for:
Federal Minister of Foreign Affair.
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This communication is confidential and is intended solely for the addressee. It is not to be forwarded to any other entity or copied without permission of the sender and may be protected by professional privilege or which disclosure is prohibited by law. Please notify the sender in the event you have received this communication in error.

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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 04 Jul 11, 4:23 pm

Hello Dear,

Greetings to you and your family as this letter may come to you as a
surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I
have no intentions of causing you any pains. As you read this, I don't
want you to feel sorry for me because I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is Marcus Donald in England; I have been diagnosed with prostate
and esophageal cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in
caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I
have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.I have
not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone
not even myself but my business.

Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people
and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But
now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just
wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God
gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a
different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I
have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and
extended family members and as well as a few close
friends. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want
this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have
distributed money to some charity organizations in Africa, Philippines,
London and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot
do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to close one
of my accounts and donate the money, which I have there to charity
organization in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the money to themselves.
Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with
what I have left for them.

The last of my money which is the huge cash deposit that I have with a
financial institute abroad .I will want you to help me collect this deposit
and dispatched it to charity organizations. I am writing this from my laptop
computer in my bedroom where I wait for my time to come. I pray that God
uses you to support and assist me with good heart, thanks and looking
forward to your hearing
from you. Have a nice day.

Regards,

Mr. MARCUS DONALD

TEL: Tel:+447017039253
Mr. MARCUS DONALD
Contact Email: macusdonald92@live.con
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby cerina » 05 Jul 11, 5:29 pm

Wow ... you are so lucky to have all those people wanting to throw money at you. :lmao:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 24 Jul 11, 9:49 am

cerina wrote:Wow ... you are so lucky to have all those people wanting to throw money at you. :lmao:

Would you like some money -- I can give them your address :mrgreen:


>From President Jonathan E. GoodLuck,

I President Jonathan E. GoodLuck, was elected and sworn-in by World
leaders as the President of Federal Republic of Nigeria which The British
Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) reported that Jonathan was "sworn-in for a
new four-year term following a clear poll win" in a lavish ceremony
attended by foreign heads of states.

I President Jonathan E. GoodLuck, will make sure that all foreign
Beneficiaries from America / UK and Canada receive their Fund before the
end of this week.

GOOD NEWS!!! USA , Tell me the reason why you fail to pay the mentioned
fee for the completion of your Payment File and your Fund Release. Tell me
today or if you don’t have the complete fee that is stopping you from
getting your Fund Release, I President Jonathan E. Jonathan will assure
you that you will receive your Fund immediately.

AS YOU RESPOND KINDLY CONFIRM YOUR INFORMATION BELOW;

FULL NAMES...................................................

COUNTRY..........................................................

CITY.....................................................................

AGE.........................................................................

CELL PHONE / TELEPHONE NUMBER...............

DRIVERS LICENSE ......................................................


htp://allafrica.com/stories/201105301241.html

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

PRESIDENT JOHNATHAN E. GOODLUCK
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby mugley » 24 Jul 11, 9:56 am

damn jack with all this free money, you should as rich as ole Bill gates by now, makes me proud to know I am hobnobbing with a man of your caliber
rude, crude, and lewd


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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby cerina » 26 Jul 11, 7:00 pm

I am proud to know you, Jack. :mrgreen:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby ScornedVixen » 27 Jul 11, 10:16 am

Cool!! One lucky son of a bitch!! Am honoured to associate with you.

There's nothing remotely interesting or cool about me.
How cool and interesting was that?!


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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 30 Jul 11, 8:11 am

Luck is not the word I use :lmao:

In this case the e-mail address receiving all the spam is one that I have had since 1992. Although I don't use it for much anymore, it is one of my more active e-mail addresses.


E OF THE CHAIRMAN,
ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION (EFCC),
NATIONAL INTEGRITY BUILDING, GARKI-ABUJA. NIGERIA.

Attn:Beneficiary,

I am Mrs. Farida Waziri, the chairman of ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION (EFCC) Nigeria. In line with the resolution by EFCC,ECOWAS, United Nations Anti-crime Commission and the United States Government that "ALL RECOVERED FUNDS FROM SCAM ARTISTS[IN ECOWAS REGION ONLY] BE DULY ALLOTTED AS COMPENSATION TO SCAM VICTIMS", we hereby use this correspondence to act as notification to you.

Please note that this message was automatically generated to you because your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk confiscated here in our custody in Nigeria.It might also interest you to know that we have also arrested all those who claim to be barristers, bank officials,Lottery Agents who has money for transfer or want you to be the Next of kin of such funds which do not exist.

However, Due to the large amount of scammed victims unfortunately, WE are restricted to compensate you with $150,000.00 [One Hundred and fifty thousand dollars] only.

Please be advised to contact our FOREIGN VICTIMS REMITTANCE TEAM [remitnigeria@ymail.com] with your provided
REQUIRED INFORMATION.

1)YOUR FULL NAME
2)YOUR RECEIVING ADDRESS.
3)YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
4)YOUR PROFESSION.
5)YOUR ID/AGE


Furthermore, if you wish to contact a representative of your country's Embassy to act on your behalf, please feel free to do so through our SWIFT CARD REMITTANCE CENTER [embassyreps11@ymail.com] with your REQUIRED INFORMATION.

It is automatically assumed that you were not a scam victim if this correspondence is not responded to within 48 hours of its delivery and hence your candidature for compensation will be annulled.

Regards,

Mrs. Farida Waziri
CHAIRMAN, ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION
(EFCC); FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,
ABUJA-NIGERIA




It amazes me the links to which these scammers will go. But what really amazes me, is that there are people out there that fall for this crap!
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby cerina » 23 Aug 11, 5:08 pm

Even now, after all the publicity online, in the papers and on television, people are still falling for it. :?
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Re: My lucky day ...again and again

Postby Jack Flash » 30 Aug 11, 7:03 am

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Hello and how is your mood today?
My mood today remarkable as I can write you the letter. And to tell to you that already we are familiar with you through a site of acquaintances. But and did not write each other anybody the letter through e-mail. I think that you still want it and we can continue dialogue? I think that you will not be upset from it.
I have only your e-mail address and now I wish to ask you the important things. Probably already you have found to yourself the girl and any more do not wish to talk to anybody more? Then you simply tell to me it and I will not answer you more.
I think that if you're still in search of a girl of your life, then we can try dating, right?
I wish to tell very important to you. I would never have sent any naked fotos of my body on the Internet - it would be a humiliation. I immediately lost all interest to that men. And never wrote you again. And I ask you do not ask from me it. Then our dialogue will be better. I want will find to myself the man which to appreciate me in the first very much and to respect.
I also do not like to talk a lot about myself now. But I want to say that I'm very versatile girl and take care about myself always. I like sports and have some other hobbies.
I am 31 y.o. and I live in Belarus Republic alone and I do not have kids and any kind of relations. My country shares borders with such countries like Poland, Lithuania, Well I stop now. Because I even do not know whether you want it? If you have a wife or girlfriend, then I apologise for this letter. Just do not reply this. But if you're really looking for a serious relationship and never want to play games online. Then I would be happy to continue. I hope you will like it and I'm sirious woman.
I am sending you my photo and a warm hugs from Belarus.
Hoping to get an answer from you soon, and your photos please?
Wiola here!!

even got a photo :lmao:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby cerina » 30 Aug 11, 6:07 pm

Well, aren't you the lucky one? :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 20 Mar 12, 6:53 am

:dance: woo hoo I'm rich - suck it you greedy bankers



( I.M.F ) Head Office Nigeria
885 SECOND AVE,26TH FLOOR
Lagos Nigeria
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND



INSTRUCTION TO RELEASE YOUR FUND.

This is to intimate you of a very important information which will be of a
great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been
experiencing in getting your long over due payment due to excessive demand
for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies
after which your fund remain unpaid to you.

I am Madame. Christine Lagarde, a highly placed official of the
International Monetary Fund (IMF). It may interest you to know that
reports have reached our office by so many correspondences on the uneasy
way which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier
Companies/ Diplomat across Europe to Africa and Asia /London Uk and we
have decided to put a stop to that and that is why I was appointed to
handle your transaction here in Nigeria.

All Governmental and Non-Governmental prostates, NGOs, Finance Companies,
Banks, Security Companies and Courier companies which have been in contact
with you of late have been instructed to back up from your transaction and
you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the IMF is now
directly in charge of your payment.

You are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions
with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transferred to you
directly from our source.I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this
instruction is at your own risk. Respond to this e-mail on
(christinelagardedesk@hotmail.com) with immediate effect and we shall give
you further details on how your fund will be released.


Regards,

Madame Christine Lagarde.
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby cerina » 20 Mar 12, 8:29 pm

Wow ... you lucky dawg!! You should give her a ring, she's a really nice lady. :mrgreen:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby breeze » 17 Apr 12, 10:29 am

Jack, this is for you. Change your home page. :lmao:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 17 Apr 12, 11:16 am

I Don't understand what anyone falls for any of the scams out of Nigeria. Maybe PT Barnum was correct :lmao:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby cerina » 21 Apr 12, 4:57 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 29 Apr 12, 11:04 am

:?


Hello,


I am Dr. Abit Suliman I served in the Libyan presidency on defence and my status put me in a position of responsibility and authority.

I am interested in doing business with you as I am in possession of some funds, US$ 55Million (FIFTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS), which I wish to invest as a matter of urgency through you.

If you are conversant with public issues, Libya recently went through terrible strive/civil war. I was mandated as Head of Delegation to South Africa to purchase arms/ ammunitions by the government of Libya (Gadahfi Government).

I had already finished negotiations and had received this said sum and was in Swaziland when I learnt of the death of General Moammar Gadahfi. I immediately stopped all negotiations on the arms purchase and moved the funds to a suspense account with the help of a banker here in Swaziland.

Presently, the existence of this money is unknown to any body and is backed up by a Certificate of Clean fund issued by the Swaziland Government absolving the money from drugs or money laundering activities. I find it necessary to invest this money offshore in viable business ventures through your company or your personal guidance and assistance.

I have worked on the whole arrangement and only expect your favourable response to put the machinery into motion that will further our mutual personal and business relationship.

You may contact me on the phone number provided above so I can give details of the whole arrangement I have made which are absolutely smooth and will ensure no delays once we work hand in hand with each other.

I await your esteemed response while counting on your sense of confidentiality, as it is my desire for this to be done as directly as possible.

I will offer you 20% of the total money and the remaining 80% will be for my investment in your country. Please, kindly contact me on telephone number +268 76 178 959 or
Email: sulimabit(place at symbol here)blumail.org

This is a deal and I would appreciate if we keep it that way, in any case you are not interested then do not bother responding, just ignore the conversation.

Thanks for your time.
Regards

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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 29 Apr 12, 11:11 am

a little closer to home ( USA con job)

PART-TIME JOB OFFER

We have a Mystery Shopping Assignment in your area and we would like you to participate.

Mystery Shopper Inc. is accepting applications for qualified individuals to become Mystery Shoppers in U.S.A ,Australia and New Zealand. It's fun and rewarding, and you choose when and where you want to shop.

You are never obligated to accept an assignment. There is no charge to become a shopper and you do not need previous experience. After you sign up, you will have access to training materials via e-mail, fax or postal mail.


ABOUT US.

Mystery Shopper Inc is the Premier Mystery Shopping Company, Serving clients across America and Canada with over 500,000 shoppers available and ready to help businesses better serve their customers. Continual investment in the latest internet and communication technologies coupled with over 16 years of know-how means working with Secret Shopper. is a satisfying and rewarding experience.

Mystery Shopping as seen on ABC NEWS, NBC NEWS, L.A.TIMES.Stores and organizations such as Western Union, Walmart, Pizza Hut, MoneyGram and Bank. One amongst many others pay for Mystery Shoppers to shop in their establishments and report their experiences. On top of being paid for shopping you are also allowed to keep purchases for free.

You will be provided payment advance for any upcoming Evaluation to cover wage and evaluation which you will cash at your financial institution and use the money to carry out the Evaluation. You do not have to use any money from your pocket. We will provide you the money for all your assignments.

Mystery Shopper Inc has available for immediate assignment and inspection of the customer service of any walmart and Western Union agent in your area. This fee will be paid upfront. During this shop you will visit the location and make several observations as regards the customer service.

- You will be required to interact with the shop clerk.
- You may conduct the shop alone or as a couple.
- The assignment will pay $170.00 / Assignment.


Kindly Fill Out the application form below and we will get back to you shortly with the assignment:

PERSONAL INFORMATION:

First Name :
Middle Name :
Last Name :
Street Address(Not PO Box) :
City:
State:
Postal/Zip Code :
Cell Phone Number :
Home Phone Number :
Age :
Current Occupation :
Alternate Email Address :


AVAILABILITY: Days/Hours Available:


Monday :
Tuesday :
Wednesday :
Thursday :
Friday :
Saturday :
Sunday :
Hours Available: from _______ to ______


We await your urgent response.


Thank you for your help. We look forward to working with you.


Sincerely,


Ellen Croft
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 29 Apr 12, 11:19 am

deleting this mo's trash email


Sir, My name is Kantharo Kantamoragi, an ambassador with the United Nations. I write to inform you that I have taken my time to study your long overdue payment file and discovered why you have not yet received this fund, despite all efforts, money and time you have put into this transaction. First, I want you to understand that your counterparts/partners who introduced you into this transaction to stand as the Next of kin beneficiary, contractor, lotto/lottery winner made a total mess and committed a lot of blunder in arranging the paper works for this transaction. That is why no government agency, local or international bank will authorize the transfer and release of this payment. 1.I am willing to assist you regain and recover all what you have lost. If you are willing to work with me, these are the modus operand on how we will conclude this transaction. 2.Iwill use the United Nations to bring you in as a contractor that executed contract for the United Nations 1999 for construction of bridges in Iraq. 3.I will secure all contract documents that will back this claim certifying you as category "A" contractor. 4.You will not disclose my identity to any third party until this transaction is completed and you will give me a promissory note confirming that. To this end, if all these conditions are acceptable by you, I will commence actions at once and start working on the documentations for immediate transfer of funds to your account. Please furnish me with the following. YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS NAME OF YOUR BANK ADDRESS OF YOUR BANK YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER BENEFICIARY TO THE ACCOUNT SWIFT OR ROUTING NUMBER OF YOUR BANK Best Regards kantaro Kantomaragi
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 29 Apr 12, 1:57 pm

Sir, My name is Roman Julius Ibrahimovic, an oil merchant. I have worked in the oil sector for the past 45years in Russia and I am retired at the age of 76years. I happened to come across your company in a website on the web (INTERNET) where businesses are discussed on how to help small and medium companies grow. I have a substantial amount to invest in your company or any good business proposition you think will be profitable for the both of us. If you are interested, please draw a small business plan and send to my private email address stated: for quick review to enable us proceed and discuss terms of services. Finally, indicate your full name, address and telephone number also your country of origin. I will be looking forward to your urgent response. Best Regards Roman Julius Ibrahimovic
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby breeze » 29 Apr 12, 2:44 pm

Jack, it seems to be a very lucky day for you. :lmao:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby cerina » 30 Apr 12, 6:19 pm

You must be the luckiest man on earth with the number of offers you get, Jack. :lmao:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Brandy » 01 May 12, 12:40 am

WOW Jack.... I didn't realize anyone actually read those emails!
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 01 May 12, 9:09 am

once a month I clean out my e-mail folder and post some of the more unique scam letters - I don't read all of them

Admin started it blame him
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