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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby mugley » 04 Jun 12, 12:58 am

hey!! y'all can keep your millions in Africa!! I got this super horny 26 yr old girl moving back to my area :drool: :drool: :drool: :love: :love: :love: :boobs: :bootyshake: :lovesex: :party:

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times
but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case
u dont know who this is its ME TORI.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u
deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im
single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving?
RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins
too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was
cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping
this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe
even help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was soo confused...
anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around
bebe...we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot
know u better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt
single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to
socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO
and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont
admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..I
really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there
enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also..
i need to find a job when i get there.. do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE
to work in a bar or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all..
and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well
thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u
what i did? hmm shud i......????

ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and
i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i figure
iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh...anyways i
hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i
actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said
before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON STOP.. ive tried ot send this
email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into
trouble lol..

ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give
out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont
have to pay like everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat)
is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF... i only
get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER...

i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login
half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room... if theres anyone else logged
in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM
BEGGING U.. I TRUST U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :(

I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha..
anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im
gonna go start work.. i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of
my stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u
myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont wanna come chat i understand but its really
the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign to see u in my chat
room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL
KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...
k babe im out for now... chat ya soon


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Hey DB, don't worry bud, first chance I get, I'll see if she has a girlfriend for you :mrgreen:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 04 Jun 12, 4:50 am

What no pic? :lmao:



To clarify; I mean of the girl.
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby mugley » 04 Jun 12, 5:56 am

oh, she's gonna send me some :mrgreen:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby cerina » 05 Jun 12, 6:24 pm

She didn't have to go to all that trouble over her story. All she needed to do was send you the porn voucher. :lmao:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby mugley » 05 Jun 12, 6:37 pm

:razz: :razz: :razz:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 13 Jul 12, 10:42 am


We are Japan General Appliance Co., Ltd, Electronics/Appliance manufacturing company here in Japan and we have customers all over North America we sell our product to most companies in North America distance and time factor as cause delay for us to receive payment from our customers therefore we want to make you our North America account receivable agent, receiving payment from our customers in north America, this might not be your field of specialization but its an advantage of making extra money for your firm if you become our representative.

Scope of work

This is not a debt its a payment for purchase order, customers will make payment to you or your firm for goods we supplied them either by wire transfer or a certified check/bank draft there is no law suit involve it sprightly account receivable, our cause of action to retain your service is that customers are always corporative when they know the account representative is in their City, this way there will be no delay receiving payment because we have had so much delays in receiving payment from customers causing us thousands of dollars and delays in productions.

We shall pay 2% for each payment you receive on our behalf, payment range from $650,000USD to $2.1M we shall advice our customers to make payment directly to your firm.

Please if you are interested in working with us kindly fill the following information listed below

1. Your Full Name:
2. Payment should be made to: Companys Name:
3. Your Full Contact Address(Postal Address):
4. Phone/Fax Number:


Yours Sincerely,
Wang Lee CFO/V.P
(Vice President)
Japan General Appliance Co., Ltd
Building 9F 2-30-1 IK Hamacho Nihonbashi,
Chuo-ku, Tokyo 〒 103-0007
TEL: 03-5643-1331
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 17 Jul 12, 3:16 pm

I have deposited the cheque with Uba Bank Plc , to process it into an
MASTER CARD for you. All the arrangement of processing your cheque of
US $4.11M Into Master card will be made on your contact with ATM
DEPARTMENT.
CONTCAT;REV.DR.ALLAN THOMAS,
EMAIL:( atmcarddeliveryoffice@crookmail.com )
DIRECT PHONE NUMBER: +229-99-47-6903.
Send your contacts to enable them process your Master card fast.YOUR
NAME. CURRENT HOME ADDRESS. DIRECT PHONE .COUNTRY.SEX.Your Pic Or Id.
for the processing of your master card.
MY REGARDS.
Barr Davis Ben

:? for goodness sake they don't even know how to spell check
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby mugley » 17 Jul 12, 3:25 pm

yeah I wouldn't trust them for that
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby cerina » 17 Jul 12, 8:11 pm

Crookmail.com? :lmao:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby mugley » 21 Jul 12, 11:59 am

Jack, you might want to save a couple of those email in case you decide to take advantage of it later

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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 21 Jul 12, 2:40 pm

:lmao: :lmao: By the way I changed the e-mail address to Crook mail to keep from publishing a spam address
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 23 Jul 12, 5:38 am

Dear friend,

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Conformable Bank Draft of $1.800.000 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went to the bank to confirm if the draft has expired and Dr. Justin Yayi the Director Bank of Africa Bank told me that before the draft will get to your hand that it will expire.
So I told him to cash the $1.800.000 USD UNITED STATES DOLLARS to cash payment to avoid losing the funds under expiration as I will be out of the country for a 7 Months Course and I will not come back till end of December 2012.

What you have to do now is to contact the UPS. Courier Service as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date.For your information ask them to let you know the tracking number of your package to you know when the package will arrive to your country. Meanwhile, I pleaded with them to send it to you before the month of (November) runs out so that you will know when their agent arrives to your country.


You have to contact the UPS. Courier Service with information bellow;
Contact Person:Dr. Eric Soon
Email Address:(upscourierdon@crookmail.com)
Address:Authorized Service Contractor for UPS
Post Office Box CT 693 Cantonments Osu / Accra Ghana.


Deposited Date, 3th June 2012.

SEND HIM THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO PROVE YOURSELF TO HIM: (1)FULL NAME
(2) FULL ADDRESS (3)COUNTRY (4 )AGE (5) OCCUPATION (6) PHONE NUMBER

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Yours Faithfully,
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 27 Jul 12, 8:01 am

:scratch: How did these Nigerian Idiots get my email address?
I damn sure have never responded to one of these emails



-- Dear, How are you? I Hope you are fine. My name is Mr.Ndu John.I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us. As one of the auditing staff of the bank,it’s my duty to send financial reports to my head office in the capital city. On the course of the last year 2011 end of the of the year’s report, I discovered that my branch made extra One Million, Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand US Dollars of which my head Office is not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since then PLACED this fund on an ESCROW ACCOUNT.As an auditing staff of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am compelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account. I intend to part with 45% of this fund to you while 55% shall be for me and I will also like to invest in your country.I do need to assure you that there is practically no risk involved in this.It’s going to be a bank-to-bank transfer. All I need from you is to stand as the original owner of this fund.If you think you can help me, I will appreciate your timely response. With Regards, Mr. Ndu John
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby breeze » 27 Jul 12, 8:56 am

Jack Flash wrote::scratch: How did these Nigerian Idiots get my email address?
I damn sure have never responded to one of these emails

My conclusion: they love you "dear" :laughing:

Jack Flash wrote:-- Dear, How are you?

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 27 Jul 12, 6:50 pm

:lmao:

I do not love them. I'm getting several a day and most are just cut an paste versions of other spam emails. In most cases they are not even bright enough to remove the email header from the email they coped




Subject: PLEASE REPLY
From: Malam Usman <malamusman55@crookmail.com>
Message-Id: <1307461.1@crookmail.com>
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Standard Chartered Bank (SCB)
Our Ref: SCB/IRD/CBX/021/04
Malam Usman. Executive Manager,
Standard Chartered Bank(SCB)
Accra Ghana.



RE: BANK ERROR IN YOUR FAVOR:$USD15MUSD.

Dear Friend.

I am Malam Usman the Executive Manager of Standard Chartered Bank (SCB)
Since my assumption of office , I have been able to offset most Overdue
contract sums owed by the Government of Ghana to Foreign contractors in
the past years. In the process of these payments, I discovered through investigation
that my predecessor moved out the above-mentioned sum outside but was unable to conclude the transaction before he was removed out of office unaware and the bank codes changed. The fund originated from the balance of over-invoiced sum and
inflated government contracts of which the principal sum had been paid to foreign contractors that executed their contract some years ago.

This fund is now floating in a suspense account of our bank and will be moved by telegraphic transfer within 48
hours of perfection of your account coordinates.

I have concluded all necessary Arrangements for the TRANSFER of the money to an account .Contacting you on this issue became imperative to owing to the fact that the transfer cannot be affected without a second party account and receiving Bank Code and SWIFT numbers.
Therefore, what is required from you is trust and honesty. No further documentation, no
travel is required, I will forward an account where my share will be further transferred to when the money reaches your bank. At the moment i can only give information that are reasonably able to assist the transaction without jeopardize my person, work or this
transaction. Please send detail information,

1 your full names.............................................................
2,your telephone/fax numbers........................................
3,profession....................................................................
4,age/sex........................................................................
5,marital status..................................................
6,Address ...............................................................

You can email now to indicate your willingness.

Thanks in advance for a mutual and fruitful Business association.
Regards,

Malam Usman.
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 30 Jul 12, 1:51 pm

--
WORLD DEBT RECOVERY COMMITTEE
98540 EAST OLYMPIA
WASHINGTON DC UNCLAIMED FUND NOTIFICATION

I am Mr. MICHAEL PARSONS of the newly inaugurated World Debt Recovery committee (WDRC). My committee has a mandate to recover unpaid debts
associated with NNPC contracts, Lottery fund, inheritance fund, loans and grants etc ranging from $1M-$19.5M owed to various beneficiaries and companies across the globe (Asia, Europe, USA, Africa, Australia) and submit the list of the unpaid beneficiaries/companies to the 2 appointed official paying Banks for immediate payment of the fund.

In the course of our investigation, your email address/particulars were shortlisted among the first fifteen individuals yet to be paid hence this email. However, we received a petition today from one Mrs. Christina Morgan that you are dead. According to her, you died in a plane crash as such your fund should be paid to her as the apparent heir. She has also submitted her Bank account with Bank of America for the transfer of the fund to her.

To avoid undue delay or paying the fund to wrong individual/beneficiary, I have decided to contact you for confirmation. If I fail to hear from you after 72 hours, it will be assumed that the petition of Mrs. Morgan is true and the fund will be paid to her without further delay.

Therefore, if you are still alive, reconfirm your particulars,

1. Full Name:____________________________
2. Address:______________________________
3. Nationality:____________Sex___________
4. Age:____________Date of Birth:________
5. Occupation:___________________________
6. Phone:_______Fax:_____________________
7. State of Origin:_______Country:_______
8. Copy of int'l passport or any scanned identity to prove yourself.and


Yours Sincerely,
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 12 Aug 12, 12:51 pm

Good-day Beneficiary,

YOUR COMPENSATION PAYMENT OF $2.5 MILLION USD IS NOW AVAILABLE IN WESTERN UNION. KINDLY CONTACT THE WESTERN UNION AGENT IMMEDIATELY FOR YOUR COMPENSATION PAYMENT ON THIS INFORMATION BELOW.

FULL NAME : Martin Sand
OFFICE EMAIL ADDRESS: martinsand@accountant-crook.com
PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS: martinsand1992@yahoocrookmail.com
TELEPHONE NUMBER : +234-817-061-1713

MR. MARTIN SAND WILL BE SENDING YOU, YOUR PAYMENT STARTING FROM TOMORROW.

SINCERELY,

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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby mugley » 12 Aug 12, 12:55 pm

Jack, did you ever stop to think that if you did what they want just one time, just one little time, they'd shut up and leave you alone??? just a thought man
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 12 Aug 12, 1:54 pm

...or I could share the wealth



What's your:

Full Name _____________________________________
Address_______________________________________
_____________________________________________
Social Security # _______________________________
Pass Port #____________________________________
Next of Kin ___________________________________
Bank Name ___________________________________
Checking Acct # _______________________________
Savings Acct # ________________________________
IRA Acct # ____________________________________
Brokerage Acct # ______________________________
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Jack Flash » 16 Aug 12, 8:08 am

Remax Scam (not from Remax) - "CLICK HERE" links to bogus site


Feel free to view any of the Properties and let us know the one you are interested in. CLICK HERE

Note : Remax Properties don't ask of personal information, Login with your e-mail and password to view the PROPERTIES

RE/MAX, LLC.
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby Don't Blink » 16 Aug 12, 6:34 pm

I guess it is just intuition, but for some reason conmen know how to spot a sucker
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby cerina » 28 Aug 12, 3:03 pm

You could be right, DB ... I never get emails like that. :mrgreen:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby breeze » 29 Nov 12, 11:01 am

He was so benevolent, but no one answered his emails :dontknow:
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Re: My lucky day ...again

Postby cerina » 30 Nov 12, 5:39 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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