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Postby Michelicious » 20 Feb 06, 2:17 am

Don't most man-made religions ask for a 'sacrifice' of money, cattle, land or other...?
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Postby chainsawjohn » 20 Feb 06, 8:50 am

In the Bilblical aspect of sacrifice, the "old testiment" (pre - Jesus) way of appeasing God was to "tithe", or give 10% to the church. This may have been crops, livestock, or money, and the "Church" was one of the "tribes" of the era, people who spoke for God and relied on the food and offerings of the people. I think the Catholic church still promotes giving 10% of one's money, as do other churches. The "new testament" (post - Jesus) thought is that Jesus himself paid for mankind's wrongdoings with his life, and we only need give if we feel we want to. Still, there are many out there today trying to suck our money for the sake of God.

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Another reason to go to church

Postby cerina » 10 Jun 07, 4:49 pm

:mrgreen:


Sounds like a very free church to me.   :lol:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Jun 07, 4:53 pm

I bet that there isn't a spare pew anywhere in that church ...standing room only :mrgreen:
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Postby cerina » 10 Jun 07, 5:00 pm

How about this one?   :mrgreen:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Jun 07, 5:03 pm

I will go there if I get to touch men only :lol:
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Postby cerina » 10 Jun 07, 5:20 pm

Oh, no. The sign says everyone. You can't be choosy.   :lol:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Jun 07, 5:25 pm

That's ok if I have to, but would rather go to this one instead
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Postby cerina » 10 Jun 07, 5:39 pm

This one sounds like one to avoid.
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Jun 07, 5:42 pm

I agree, but this one is definitely one I will not be going to :eek:
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Postby Moosehorn Ridge » 10 Jun 07, 6:05 pm

We're all going to hell!! :evil:   :lol: :eek:  : :mrgreen: AM I WRONG?!!! hahahahaha
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Jun 07, 6:24 pm

Your not wrong MR :lol:
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Re: Another reason to go to church

Postby Lonestar » 10 Jun 07, 8:31 pm

cerina wrote: :mrgreen:

Sounds like a very free church [click] to me.   :lol:

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Postby Moosehorn Ridge » 11 Jun 07, 8:35 am

Yup.........that just confirms it!! :lol:
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Postby Wicked » 11 Jun 07, 10:33 am

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Postby cerina » 11 Jun 07, 1:51 pm

:eek: It doesn't?

I'm doomed. :twisted:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 11 Jun 07, 5:56 pm

cerina wrote: :eek: It doesn't?

I'm doomed.   :twisted:


No your not cerina.... :mrgreen:
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Postby cerina » 12 Jun 07, 8:08 am

Phew. Saved by MNP.   :mrgreen:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 17 Jun 07, 5:23 pm

:lol:
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Postby Lonestar » 18 Jun 07, 3:08 am

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Postby mid_nite_poet » 20 Jun 07, 8:03 pm

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Postby lilacdawn » 21 Jun 07, 5:27 am

I think i can go to that one  
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 23 Jun 07, 1:34 am

I wonder how :mrgreen:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 13 Jul 07, 6:24 pm

:eek:
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