Trouble With Women

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Trouble With Women

Postby Dave » 08 Jan 05, 9:12 pm

"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."

The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"

"I push them away!"

"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"

The patient implored, "Please--break my arms!"
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Postby Don't Blink » 08 Jan 05, 11:36 pm

Good one Dave
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Postby Quercus » 15 Jan 05, 8:17 pm

:lol: That guy has a problem all right!
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