Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex

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Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex

Postby Angie G » 28 Oct 04, 10:55 pm

You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
It's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because
you are someone else.
40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
Less guilt the next morning.
And the number 1 reason Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex...
You can "DO" the whole neighborhood!!!!
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Postby casuk » 29 Oct 04, 10:59 am

youve been having sex with the wrong ppl darling! ;)
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Postby Angie G » 29 Oct 04, 6:24 pm

Sex - humf I'm the fairy godmother of virgins
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Postby pepsi » 30 Oct 04, 3:16 pm

Angela wrote:Sex - humf I'm the fairy godmother of virgins


Tell me about it!
I swear mine is starting to close over since I separated :(
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Postby Dixie » 30 Oct 04, 8:21 pm

All these horny women and all these guys complain about not being able to find a partner - bullcrap they ve been looking at porn too long we're not all size 6 and 18 years old with DD breasts. well i'm 34 and skinny with size A cup breasts and I'm not going to get saline implants

May be I should have put this in bitching or something :roll:
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Postby pepsi » 31 Oct 04, 2:17 am

Most guys I know don't like fake ones anyway Dixie. (I work with a lot of men and this sort of subject does come up)

I have a date later so I may be getting some soon ;) ;) ;)
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Postby Dixie » 31 Oct 04, 2:33 am

You go girl - I'm glad some one is
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Postby Dixie » 31 Oct 04, 2:36 am

... there is one advantage of having small breasts . men look me in the eyes when they're talking to me :lol:
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Postby pepsi » 31 Oct 04, 2:42 am

And you can jog without giving yourself black-eyes :lol:
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Postby Dixie » 31 Oct 04, 3:24 am

no danger there - I run about a mile a day - no special equipment needed(sports bra)
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Postby casuk » 01 Nov 04, 1:59 pm

ladies, pla keep this conversation going as long as you like... im here for sexual emegencies should one ever arrise ;)
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Postby pepsi » 01 Nov 04, 7:35 pm

How tall are u casuk?
My date turned out to be slightly shorter than me :(
It could have some advantages I suppose ...
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Postby casuk » 02 Nov 04, 6:16 am

im 5'11 so im not the tallest of ppl, i think generally americans are taller compared to us brits. but small can be good, i gues we're all the same size when we're lying down ;)
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Postby Redhead » 02 Nov 04, 9:57 am

5'11 is tall when your 5'4

I thought brits were on th metric system?
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Postby pepsi » 02 Nov 04, 3:04 pm

I'm 5'4" too so 5'11 would be tall to me as well.

Only some of our things are metric. We're fighting against it. We still measure distances in miles and inches, but most drinks apart from pints in a bar are in millilitres. The govt wants us to use grammes but most of us still use pounds and ounces. We haven't bowed to pressure to introduce the ÔéČuro yet either.
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Postby 420onthedot » 02 Nov 04, 6:03 pm

good to hear but they're already teaching metric in the schools here (US)
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