One of those questions women ask

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One of those questions women ask

Postby Angie G » 12 Nov 04, 3:33 pm

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.
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Postby po0x » 16 Nov 04, 9:47 pm

awesome
all my friends are in your head...
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Postby Dave » 17 Nov 04, 12:33 am

the solution is to only answer yes or no questions
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Postby katie18 » 17 Nov 04, 8:16 am

ha ha
i love to suck it really slow and watch the white begin to flow. i cant resist licking the rim before i thrust my tongue right in. CADBURYS CREAM EGGS ! HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS !!!
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Postby Riding the Train » 17 Nov 04, 11:58 am

I just pretend i didn't understand the question and keep saying "what do you mean" eventually she gets agrivated and gives up. Guys this has worked for eleven years :)

Or sometimes I pay her a compliment - she's usually so suprised she forgets all about the question :)
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Postby Scorpiodude » 18 Nov 04, 12:40 am

Or say, "What makes you think I love you Now?
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Postby funnyfan » 18 Nov 04, 12:43 am

That man is doomed
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Postby Don't Blink » 18 Nov 04, 3:29 pm

can't get along with them - can't live with out them
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