The husband was overcome with pleasure...

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The husband was overcome with pleasure...

Postby Don't Blink » 04 Jan 17, 6:14 pm

The husband was overcome with pleasure as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth, back and forth...in and out...in and out.

It was going on 20 minutes at this point... Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted: "OK, OK! I can't park the damn car! You do it, you smug bastard!"
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Re: The husband was overcome with pleasure...

Postby mugley » 04 Jan 17, 11:35 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
rude, crude, and lewd


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