All those years ...and other stuff

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All those years ...and other stuff

Postby Jack Flash » 06 Mar 17, 1:28 pm

All those years of phone sex has caught up with me...

I now have hearing aids



Her: A girl named "Bambi" called 6 times to see if you could go skinny dipping. So, do you have a thing to say for yourself?

Me: Can I go?



Guys, if you really want to have her stop complaining about the toilet seat being up, piss with it down a few times.

But of course it might be hazardous to your health



I was arrested at a basketball game for yelling, "oxidation,combustion,ignition,friction."

The police said my remarks were inflammatory.
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Re: All those years ...and other stuff

Postby mugley » 06 Mar 17, 1:39 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: All those years ...and other stuff

Postby Angie G » 07 Mar 17, 11:59 pm

:roll: laughed but it must be too much wine
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Re: All those years ...and other stuff

Postby Jack Flash » 08 Mar 17, 1:30 pm

Maybe your sense of humor Is developing an appreciation for some of the better jokes :mrgreen:

But have another glass of wine anyway
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Re: All those years ...and other stuff

Postby mugley » 08 Mar 17, 5:22 pm

that's one sign of getting old, liking old folk's jokes lol
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