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Wanda’s dishwasher was broken

Postby mugley » 08 Mar 17, 10:24 pm

Wanda’s dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, ‘I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my dog Spike. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!”

When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, ‘Shut up, you stupid, frickin ugly bird!’

To which the parrot replied, ‘Get him, Spike!’

See – Men just don’t listen!
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Re: Wanda’s dishwasher was broken

Postby Don't Blink » 12 Mar 17, 12:43 am

Say What? :lmao:
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Re: Wanda’s dishwasher was broken

Postby Jack Flash » 12 Mar 17, 4:07 pm

we listen



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Re: Wanda’s dishwasher was broken

Postby mugley » 12 Mar 17, 8:05 pm

:lmao:
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Re: Wanda’s dishwasher was broken

Postby Dixie » 13 Mar 17, 8:42 pm

Ya'll just think you listen ...or men have the memory of a tadpole. Take your pick
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Re: Wanda’s dishwasher was broken

Postby Angie G » 15 Mar 17, 9:04 pm

:laughingup: :thumb:
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Re: Wanda’s dishwasher was broken

Postby 420onthedot » 15 Mar 17, 11:25 pm

Dixie wrote:Ya'll just think you listen ...or men have the memory of a tadpole. Take your pick


Selective hearing loss :mrgreen:
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Re: Wanda’s dishwasher was broken

Postby Jack Flash » 16 Mar 17, 11:34 am

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Re: Wanda’s dishwasher was broken

Postby Dixie » 22 Mar 17, 8:07 pm

420onthedot wrote:Selective hearing loss :mrgreen:


right :roll:
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Re: Wanda’s dishwasher was broken

Postby Don't Blink » 23 Mar 17, 11:23 pm

Hear you loud and clear :D 420 will be happy to know you agree with him
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Re: Wanda’s dishwasher was broken

Postby mugley » 24 Mar 17, 12:10 am

DB, did someone say something? I thought I heard some buzzing in the background :scratch:
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