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What day is it?

Postby Don't Blink » 13 Mar 17, 9:53 pm

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way to the office.

At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed.

"I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!"
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Re: What day is it?

Postby Angie G » 15 Mar 17, 8:46 pm

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