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Magnet...

Postby Don't Blink » 13 Mar 17, 10:07 pm

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science.

She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Later it was question time, and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"

A little boy on the front row proudly said, "You're a mother!"
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Re: Magnet...

Postby mugley » 13 Mar 17, 10:57 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Magnet...

Postby Jack Flash » 14 Mar 17, 11:24 am

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Magnet...

Postby Angie G » 15 Mar 17, 8:48 pm

:laughing: :laughing:
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