The Art Collector’s Wife

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The Art Collector’s Wife

Postby mugley » 16 Mar 17, 4:01 pm

The Art Collector’s Wife
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. “Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day. Give me the good news first.”

The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right.”

Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”

The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and your secretary.”
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Re: The Art Collector’s Wife

Postby 420onthedot » 16 Mar 17, 7:15 pm

:lol:
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