So this Irishman walks up my driveway...

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So this Irishman walks up my driveway...

Postby Jack Flash » 19 Mar 17, 10:00 am

An Irishman walks up my driveway Says, "I'm here to apply for the handyman job"

I says can you do plumbing? 'NO', he says.
I says, can you do electrical? 'NO', he says.
I says, can you drywall? 'NO', he says.
You work on cars? 'NO', he says.

So I says, "you're here to apply for the handyman job, what makes you so damn handy?"

He says, "well, I live just around the corner."
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Re: So this Irishman walks up my driveway...

Postby Dixie » 22 Mar 17, 8:15 pm

:lol: That explains some of the guys working on the farm
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Re: So this Irishman walks up my driveway...

Postby Angie G » 23 Mar 17, 11:02 pm

:laughing: :laughing:
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