Went to the US embassy for a visa for a visit to our friends there. When asked where I was going, replied,"San Jose".
The immigration officer corrected saying that San Jose is pronounced ''San Hosay'' J is pronounced as ''H'' in the US and that it was the Spanish way of pronouncing J, as in Julio ( Hulio)
'' So how long will you be staying in San Jose?''
I said, "7 months; from Hanuary to Huly."